6 R-Rated Films That Totally Ripped Off Famous Kids' Movies

Sure, the "mysterious character comes to change the protagonist's life" trope is an old one ... but in this case, both proceed to best some bullies who have been hassling the protagonist, and both do it with a freaking umbrella. Hagrid's is concealing a magic wand, and the other is secretly a machine gun.

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This strange man then takes our young protagonist through a secret passage hidden in plain view ...

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... and they end up in a picturesque country estate which houses an elite secret school to hone amazing talents. Yep, we're officially in "future J.K. Rowling lawsuit" territory now.

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At the school, the protagonist clashes with a cocky douchebag and his two sleazy sidekicks, whose assholeness is only accentuated by their ties.

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Naturally, our unlikely hero ends up saving the world. The main difference is that in Kingsman, this is accomplished by exploding all the bad guys' heads -- which probably would have happened in Harry Potter too if those kids had known the spell for it. Oh, and Eggsy is given a pair of glasses in the end, because why be subtle at this point?

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The Movie For Adults:

The James Bond series has a distinct formula, but that doesn't mean they're above ripping off other movies -- lest we forget the time they shot a 52-year-old Roger Moore into outer goddamn space, all because kids in the '70s seemed to dig that Star Wars movie. But you wouldn't expect the hard-drinking, syphilis-spreading secret agent to imitate a little kid, would you? Well then, you haven't seen Skyfall.

The Children's Movie It Copied:

Bizarrely, Skyfall seemed to take its cues from Home Alone, the cherished classic about the importance of family, Christmas, and sadistic violence. The inciting incident in both movies is the protagonist's fight with their mother figure -- Bond is angry that M had him shot, while Kevin is mad that his mom treats him like garbage for absolutely no reason.

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Both Kevin and Bond are facing off against a ruthless and crafty villain who evades detection by dressing up as a police officer. Shame on those of you who said Skyfall's Silva was ripping off the Joker in The Dark Knight. They are both heirs to a much grander criminal mastermind: Harry of the Wet Bandits.

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Just because the protagonists' lives are in danger is no excuse for bad grooming, though.

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Eventually, our hero's only recourse is to lure the villains to his childhood home and booby trap the shit out of it. Of course, stupid James Bond never even considered popping by a Toys 'R' Us to pick up some Micro Machines.

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Then they wait, gun in hand, for the bad guys to show up.

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Despite being outnumbered, the protagonists manage to cause massive physical damage to their enemies through their cleverness and complete disregard for human life. Both their plans even involve secretly leaving the house to go to a second location -- Bond takes a secret tunnel to the property's church, while Kevin ziplines to his tree house.

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In the end, the stranger our hero was super suspicious of (Ralph Fiennes in Skyfall, Bearded Creepy Neighbor Man in Home Alone) turns out to be a trusted ally and new friend.

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Both feature a gang of hapless people being led through the streets by one capable leader -- Frank Grillo as the badass ex-cop in The Purge, and Elisabeth Shue as the badass babysitter leading her kids through the dangerous maze of barrel fires and homeless people in Adventures In Babysitting.

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Both groups end up dragged on a stage against their will -- at a blues club in Adventures In Babysitting and a murder club in The Purge. Note: The white kids in the friendly blues club are far more terrified.

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Both groups escape some bad guys by sneaking into the subway.

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Also, both groups feature a plucky young girl with a case of hero worship. In The Purge, Cali follows an internet revolutionary played by The Wire's Michael K. Williams, and in Adventures In Babysitting, Sara adores every child's favorite comic book character ... uh, Thor? Seriously? OK, Thor.

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And in each of the movies' third acts, who shows up to save the group from certain death? That same hero.

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And speaking of Thor ...

Hell, both magical worlds even feature elves. Both Thor and Buddy the Elf magically travel to our world, where they don't understand simple things like cars ...

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... or how to behave in a coffee shop.

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They both meet a human love interest who inexplicably puts up with their antics.

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They each eventually save the day. Buddy fixes Santa's sleigh, while Thor defeats some kind of dumb robot thing. In doing so, he reveals his true nature to his love interest.

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New Line Cinema

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Of course, Buddy ends up saving Christmas, whereas Thor effectively ruins it by merely existing, thus proving that Norse mythology is the one true religion and that we should all stop fooling ourselves with the "Christ's birthday" thing.

After coming back to our mortal plane, both protagonists find a female character who can magically communicate with them -- an orphaned girl who can somehow talk to animals, and Whoopi Goldberg, who can hear Patrick Swayze's ghost but not see him, presumably because she's secretly Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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The two hatch a plan to use that power to turn the bad guy's evil scheme against him. The little girl is being used by the villain to get inside info at the racetrack, so they bet against him and clean up. Similarly, Whoopi empties Swayze's murderer's secret slush fund from the bank. Both of them even show up in purple jackets and ridiculous hats.

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In the end, both ghosts confront their murderers ...

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... which inadvertently leads to the villains' deaths. Of course, All Dogs Go To Heaven didn't impale the guy with a giant shard of glass, but that's probably Bluth figured the doggie hell sequence was traumatizing enough already.

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Then, in the final scene, the hero ghost says goodbye and slowly walks into the glowy, magical afterlife.

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The Movie For Adults:

A blood-soaked tale of revenge based on the true story of a guy who merely wanted to get some of his shit back after a dumb accident. Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Hugh Glass, who survives a brutal bear attack to avenge his son's killers. And no, we're not going to try to argue that this is some kind of fucked-up interpretation of A.A. Milne's Winnie The Pooh stories.

The Children's Movie It Copied:

This may sound ridiculous, but stay with us. The Revenant, the tale of a grizzled trapper lost in the wilderness, is a lot like The Adventures Of Milo And Otis, the story of two cuddly animals lost in the wilderness. Things are OK at the very start of both movies; Leo's son is still alive, and Milo and Otis (a kitten and puppy best friends) are chilling out on a farm.

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Things go to hell, though, when Milo and Otis venture away from the farm and Glass ventures away from his expedition -- both suffer horrifying bear attacks.

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What follows in both cases is a crazy survival adventure wherein the heroes (Milo and Glass) try to trek back home through the wild, enduring nature's harsh obstacles. Milo doesn't sleep inside any disemboweled animals, but they are animals, so, you know, close enough.

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The movies flow similarly; between the action, we cut to beautiful shots of landscapes and clouds. Put a blue filter on the Milo And Otis shots, remove the Dudley Moore narration, and boom, you've got yourself an art film.

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Along the way, both Milo and Glass make unlikely friends from different worlds who help them scavenge for food. Or potentially are food, we guess.

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The climax of each movie finds a hero (Otis and Glass) venturing into the woods during a blizzard on a crazy mission -- of course, one is bloodthirsty revenge and the other is to save a kitty cat, but you get the idea.

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The biggest difference between the films may be behind the scenes. The Revenant set was famously intense, probably because they didn't have a litter of identical Leonardo DiCaprios on set in case things went south. As far as we know.

J.M. McNab co-hosts the pop culture nostalgia podcast Rewatchability, which can also be found on iTunes. Follow him on Twitter @Rewatchability.

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