... he swings his gargantuan legs over the top of the chair, mounting it like it's a Shetland pony. He even gets up in the same fashion:
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How many toilet water tank lids has he broken doing this?
While the in-universe explanation may be a side effect of some kind of salt vampire STD or whatever, the real-life reason is reportedly that actor Jonathan Frakes suffered a back injury in his youth. This would also explain why Riker is constantly leaning on things and resting his leg, even when it means awkwardly positioning his junk inches away from Data's face.
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"Good God, Riker. We have sexbots for that."
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