... you'll find that, much as if you'd eaten one of those GMO Piranhapples Lyons tried to warn you about, you have become suddenly and ferociously infertile. There's also "Don't Eat It" by Swami G, a tone-deaf cover of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" featuring an alternate-reality MJ dunked in a vat of lard and sapped of all perceivable talent:
It doesn't take long for shit to get real, as hippies and Evil Suits reenact the one-armed knife fight from the original music video. With corn!
We have a different suggestion for where they can stick those.
It doesn't seem too dangerous until you remember that this is GMO corn, so a single nick would doubtlessly cause you to grow corn-silk tentacles. Meanwhile, a scientist whose hairstyle makes us think he's maybe not an actual scientist injects some nearby vegetables with his nefarious GMO juice:
"I'VE SET THE SCIENCING TO FULL EVIL! PREPARING MAXIMUM DOSE OF MURDERTRONS FOR INJECTION!"