Dragons and terrorists and cats! Oh my...if the internet were a slot machine, bells would be blaring right about now.

5 Grimm Fairy Tales You Should Only Read To Kids You Hate

Once upon a time, The Walking Dead would have been considered a bedtime story.


"Many of Grimm's fairy tales have been lightened up for modern children. However, some of them are beyond any hope, and should only be read to children you hate."

"Hold up there, old timers. It turns out that you were the fuck-happy dick slingers. The 1950s absolutely demolishes every other modern world decade in teenage pregnancy."

"There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags. Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group."

We Met Syria's War Refugees: 7 Awful Things They Told Us

3 million Syrians are fleeing their country's civil war. That means a lot of those 'Muslim refugees!!!!!' are average middle class folks, whose only crime was deciding not to be casualties.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 11/22

"ISIS knows that even if they never smuggle a single terrorist in with the flood of refugees, just the suggestion that they might is enough to freak out whole governments and screw tens of thousands of refugees out of a shot at asylum."

"Regardless of what side you're on, we can all come together and agree that Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts."

5 Simple Solutions That Would Make Facebook Bearable Again

Ahoy, Facebook! While you're tinkering around with a dislike button or some such, how about giving us a dum-dum hoax eliminator too? kthxbye

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"Some people just read headlines and say, 'Yeah, I bet that could happen,' without checking, or even caring, to see what butthole that story was pulled from."

"Each screw up is like a tiny accidental Easter egg for the obsessive compulsive troll who lives in all of us."

7 Things I Learned Reading Every Issue Of ISIS's Magazine

The difficulty we've had defeating ISIS suggests that, maybe, we don't really understand who and what the fuck they are. Fortunately, finding out what ISIS wants is like finding out what a vegan eats: They'll tell you. Which is to say that ISIS has a magazine, and we read it.

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"Attention Internet: People who celebrate pictures of civilians they've killed as well as pictures of their own friend's murdered corpses don't give a shit what you call them."

"For a creature that has never existed, dragons sure do turn up a lot in ancient texts."

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