"You are just one brain chemical (serotonin) away from turning into a mindless killing machine (they've tested it by putting rats in Deathmatch-style cages and watching them turn on each other). All it would take is a disease that destroys the brain's ability to absorb that one chemical and suddenly it's a real-world 28 Days Later."
Oprah gave Jenny McCarthy a platform for her anti-vaccine campaign because trusting celebrities over scientific evidence is kind of Oprah's thing.
"I don't care what talk show she appears on: you don't take medical advice from Jenny McCarthy. Even more importantly, if you're in charge of these things, definitely don't let her give that advice on the most influential daytime talk show in television history."
Democrats are big spenders and Republicans cut spending, right? Well, you can twist and turn the numbers all you want, and the one trend you'll never come up with is: "Democrats = debt spenders, Republicans = thrifty cost cutters."
"We want to go to the polls and know that we're on the light side of the Force and are voting against the Sith, who are easily identifiable by their frustratingly ignorant bumper stickers. The real world is never that neat, which is why most of us agree that reality is an asshole."