Crackedoids: Motorhead Rules Edition

6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

It's not enough to just have the camera love you, son.

Take a look at Lemmy. He keeps his microphone tilted up and doesn't cast his eyes at the audience, which might help him overcome some aesthetic hurdles.

The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You

Of the superpowers alcohol seemingly gives you, one of them is not "stopping your wife from dumping your drunk ass after you repeatedly jump out of a window like a damn moron."

Not that we're encouraging it per se, but if he ever wanted to do it again, Motorhead would probably come and play on the ground behind this idiot's landing spot.

6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers

Ma Xiangang might laugh at fuse boxes, but we doubt he could handle the mighty power of Lemmy's handshake.

6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

Strip joints are full of cash-waving, subconscious ovulation-sleuths.

Motorhead puts off its own scent as a band -- the scent of pure, unadulterated ass-kicking.