Concerned that Driscoll was England's answer to Timothy McVeigh, police sent an army of officers, two of whom were even armed (England has a slightly different gun culture than the U.S. does) to Driscoll's home with a search warrant and orders to demand, "What's all this 'ere then?" and shake their truncheons at him if things got out of hand.
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"You are hereby fined 50 threepenny bits, and no crumpets with your tea for 30 days."
Of course, the problem is pretty obvious if you so much as glance at the photo at the center of the controversy:
High-rise jeans? That monster.