"On my command, men: Seeeeeeeeexxx!!!"
Their leader is named Mukki, and -- if you'll forgive us -- he came here to fukki. If you try to leave, he blocks your way, suggesting everyone wash away their sweat and dirt together. The other men simply pant and smile as they all crowd around you. The camera pans away, as they strip off your clothes and admire your penis.
"Looks like you've got two swords that are hard to handle."
It's worth repeating that while you're playing this game, nine panting men refuse to let you leave the room, demand you bathe with them, and then strip off your clothes to admire your penis.
While the group bobs in the water, their bodies intertwined and hearts racing, Mukki asks about Cloud's age. When you try to leave again, he insists you stick around and play a bit because, and we quote, "Daddy's so lonely ... "
"I hope you powered up your agility, kid. If you know what I mean."
Incredibly, having this surprise romantic moment with Mukki and his friends is not the weirdest thing to happen to Cloud that day. The hotel has another room called the "&$#% Room." When you go inside, you have a hallucination and pass out. While you're unconscious, you can hear "rub, rub rub" and "Poik squish poik."