Annnnnd now you're trying to hide tears from your co-workers.
A scene that doesn't hold up quite as well involves the game's star Cloud and a bathhouse. You see, in order to save Tifa from Don Corneo's mansion, the hero has to sneak in dressed as a woman. This was pretty common back then. If you were a man in a work of fiction in the '90s, about one out of five of your problems could only be solved by disguising yourself as a female.
Final Fantasy VII took the "man dressed as woman" gag a touch too far and threw him nipples deep into a homosexual lifestyle. The quest started with him getting lingerie from a group of rippling gay stereotypes in the Honey Bee Inn's "Group Room." Before the player can even joke about how that sounds like a spot for an orgy, nine muscular, mostly nude men arrive storm in and pose in what can only be described as a sex formation.
"On my command, men: Seeeeeeeeexxx!!!"
Their leader is named Mukki, and -- if you'll forgive us -- he came here to fukki. If you try to leave, he blocks your way, suggesting everyone wash away their sweat and dirt together. The other men simply pant and smile as they all crowd around you. The camera pans away, as they strip off your clothes and admire your penis.