In case you weren't around back then, this is what a "personal computer" looked like back in 1983 -- they were called "personal" because they actually fit inside the house.

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So, not only was Penny's computer book smaller and more potent than anything that existed (or we believed would ever exist), but also she could use it to control other machines -- sometimes without even touching them -- thus foiling Dr. Claw's plans.

That little gizmo actually solved more crimes than Gadget himself.

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Unless you print out our articles to read them in the toilet, there's a huge chance you're looking at a device much like Penny's computer book right now. Between wireless connections, laptops that close like books and tablets the size of a magazine, the computer book doesn't seem as science fiction-y now as it did in 1983.

What's interesting is that 1983 is also the year when, according to a recently unearthed talk, a young Steve Jobs talks about some of the stuff Apple would like to do in the future and ended up predicting several modern developments, including Wi-Fi, the iTunes store, and of course, the iPad. In fact, he actually says the words "We want to put an incredibly great computer in a book you can carry around with you ..."

Now, Jobs gave this talk a few months before Inspector Gadget first aired, so unless he had friends at DiC Entertainment, he probably wasn't directly inspired by Penny's signature tech. That doesn't change the fact that a freaking cartoon accidentally managed to introduce the world to his greatest invention 27 years before he did.

There's more: In 2001, DiC produced a revival called Gadget and the Gadgetinis, in which the Inspector receives several tinier versions of himself, each from a different color ...

Wait a minute, the Inspector Gadget "model" now comes in smaller versions in a variety of colors? Holy shit! The show predicted the iPod Nano too, first introduced in 2005.

In the scene, Gadget lets the Gadget Mobile drive itself while he sits back and relaxes. However, the evil Dr. Claw manipulates the car's advanced navigation system by replacing a road sign in front of it, thus tricking the Gadget Mobile into driving itself off a cliff.

Self-driving cars are nothing new in fiction, but Gadget's attitude about them is what's significant here. He remains unperturbed even as the car spins out of control at a great speed and finally launches itself into the air. He just trusts that technology will always have his back.

Gadget and Penny still land safely on the ground, of course, because they are in an experimental shape-shifting car capable of withstanding almost anything. Not everyone has one of those, unfortunately.

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Yes, this has now happened. More than once. One driver in England was left "teetering on a cliff edge" because the GPS told him to keep driving and he just did it.

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In Bedford Hills, NY, two drivers, in the same city, in the same year, both got their cars stuck on the train tracks because their GPS assured them it was actually a road and they tried to treat it as such. Both cars got hit by the oncoming train when the train tried to treat the tracks like train tracks. The drivers weren't harmed, but they were both quick to blame the machine itself for the accident (as opposed to their own carelessness), so maybe they won't be so lucky the next time this inevitably happens.

But, hey -- at least the train tracks somewhat resemble a road, if you have severe eye problems. It's not as though they drove into the freaking ocean. Unlike these guys:

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Earlier this year, three Japanese students vacationing in Australia followed their GPS into the Pacific Ocean as they tried to reach Stradbroke Island. The driver's explanation was that "It told us we could drive down there," and apparently neither him nor his friends thought that was weird. So, there you have it -- what some cartoon writers considered a far-fetched, intentionally ridiculous bit of slapstick has now become a reality.

Penny isn't the only smart kid in this show: In the episode "Japanese Connection," Dr. Claw steals the world's most advanced computer chip and brings it to his Japanese counterpart, Ichi Waruta-san. Penny breaks into the bad guy's castle, digitally transfers the specs to her Japanese friend, Atsuko, and she manages to make a "anti-chip" while Gadget is busy fucking around with sumo wrestlers or some bullshit like that.

Now let's consider the other major adult character in the show, Chief Quimby, Gadget's superior who somehow manages to get his own self-destructing messages to blow up on his face at the beginning of every episode.

It's like the show is set in a world where kids have a better hang on modern technology than adults.

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As the thousands of teenagers who keep having to explain to their parents how to "get the Nintendo to play Matlock" know very well, nowadays, children tend to be as much or more tech-savvy than their parents. A study made in 10 countries found that most kids aged 11 have "adult skills when it comes to technology" -- a different UK-based study concluded that 70 percent of parents of 12-15 year olds think that their kids know more about the Internet than they do.

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But this is only natural, since these kids grew up surrounded by technology and had a head-start in learning it. It's the same reason why the children of the '70s are still the undisputed experts in operating broomstick horsies. However, it goes further than that: Just as Penny was able to outsmart a criminal mastermind like Dr. Claw in every episode, today a teenager has single-handedly stayed ahead of the biggest tech company in the world.

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Starting in 2010, then 17-year old Nicholas Allegra managed to hack pretty much every new Apple product as soon as it was released, allowing users to install any app they wanted just by visiting the site jailbreakme.com -- if you've ever "jailbroken" your iPhone or iPad, it was probably thanks to him. Apple tried to put a stop to it by blocking the website and fixing the vulnerabilities he was exploiting, but their highly-paid team of experts just couldn't keep up with a teenager.

Eventually, Apple gave up and brought the hacker in as an intern. If Dr. Claw had only thought of that, he probably could have gotten rid of Gadget in about 15 minutes.

Swimming in a pool ...

Or just chillin' in a park ...

... Dr. Claw is always watching them, clenching his metal fist in anger and sounding like he's about to spit a huge loogie. It's never explained how Claw gets cameras everywhere, but presumably it's the work of his criminal organization, M.A.D. Who else would have the resources and the complete disregard for privacy to pull off such a stunt?

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Other than the present-day British, that is. Currently, London has something known as the "Ring of Steel," a perimeter where, once you cross it, you can't so much as fart without being captured by security cameras from all angles. Estimates vary, but the consensus is that there are slightly fewer than 2 million cameras in the whole of the United Kingdom. That's one camera for every 32 people in the country.

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So if Dr. Claw existed today, he'd probably go to England ... or just, you know, use Google Street View. Forget M.A.D. and their conspicuous-looking agents. With just a few cameras mounted on cars, Google has managed to take 360-degree pictures of pretty much every street in Spain, France, Italy and the USA, thus violating our fundamental right to walk out of our homes buck-naked and not end up going viral.

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At least that's what happened to this innocent woman from Florida who just happened to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong amount of clothes. Google usually blurs faces and license plate numbers, but somehow her picture remained unblurred for a whole day after it was discovered.

Google only shows you still pictures, but in the '80s, even that was considered a farfetched fantasy. More importantly, Dr. Claw seems to have predicted the current era of voyeurism -- is there a better representation of the Internet age than a guy in a dark room sitting in front of a monitor and spying on other people? Hell, he even has a cat.

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We've established by now that Gadget was pretty much useless in his own show, so it isn't that surprising that, in an episode called "Gadget's Replacement," Chief Quimby tries to kick him out and replace him with a giant crime-solving computer.

The computer is hijacked by Dr. Claw, though, and in the end Quimby is stuck with the inefficient old model (namely Gadget). The thing is, this was actually a first-season episode: Gadget, whose cybernetic enhancements must have cost a considerable investment for the Metro City Police Force, was barely 22 episodes old and he was already becoming outdated.

It's as though whoever was in charge of furbishing the police force with their technological crime-fighters intentionally made Gadget defective so that he would only last for a while before having to be replaced ...

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Does that sound familiar? It should, because tech companies do it all the time. It's called "planned obsolescence," and it's the reason why you conveniently get an email from Dell offering discounts on a new laptop just as your two-year old one starts malfunctioning.

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Creating products that last forever simply wouldn't be good business. This is why, for example, iPhones come with a built-in battery rather than a removable one: Once the battery becomes useless, as it's designed to do, you're going to want to replace it, but Apple charges $85 to do that (even though a new battery costs only $20). That's because Apple doesn't want you to replace the battery; it wants you to buy a new damn iPhone.

This also goes for the accessories. If you've already sold your soul to Apple and bought a new iPhone, you know about the new proprietary "lightning connector," replacing the old 30-pin connector. This means that you can't plug your new phone into any existing docking stations, and that you'll also need new cords and chargers. Yeah, there's no way you're getting out of going to an Apple store and buying a whole bunch of shit every couple of years if you want to be a Mac user.

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In other words, we have this incredibly advanced technology at the tip of our hands, but it's intentionally made dumber and designed to fail just to make us spend more money, kinda like Inspector Gadget trying to use his technically-impressive head helicopter and flying upside-down into a wall. Actually, it's exactly like that.

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