The Echo1 is powered by an actual motorcycle battery and the kinetic energy produced by the boner of the guy shooting it. It can fire anywhere between 3,000 and 6,000 rounds per minute, which gun aficionados refer to as "a shitload of dead squirrels." For added realism, it comes packaged in an actual weapons crate and can be hooked up to a backpack "similar to the one seen in Predator with Jesse 'The Body' Ventura." That is an actual quote from the website that sells them, which also states that it was made by "totally wicked awesome ninjas in Japan."
Yeah, we didn't need to be told that. Some things are just a given.
Now, even though this is basically an overgrown BB gun, we're not saying anyone would actually hand one to a child ...
"Now go back up to the house and gather the servants. I have an idea for a game."