Finally! It's the superior hair-drying job of a fancy professional salon hair dryer, in the comfort of your own home!
And ... why is it gold, again? And why does it seem to have eyes in the forehead so that it appears you're staring out of the mouth hole of a screaming sports mascot costume?
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Women's P-EZ Travel Urinal
Via kindfile.com
"... and the Least Dignified Packaging award goes to ..."
This simple contraption allows women to pretend they have a penis, if only for "peeing standing up" purposes. And you know what, it's actually pretty useful. Think about it: If you're a woman and you really need to pee, wouldn't you kill for something like this when confronted with, say, a gas station toilet seat or something? No more squatting in the bushes for you!
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Roughly 16 percent of you are turned on right now.
And the next time the line to the ladies' room is too long, you can simply march into the men's room and make yourself compatible with a standing urinal. And when else are you going to get the pleasure of seeing your own piss? Hell, we don't even know why this is on the list. What self-respecting woman would feel at all weird about pissing out of a purple robot dick?
For more ridiculous products, check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys and 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children.
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