Top Picks for 11.27.2009: Thanksgiving Leftovers

Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

11.27.2009

How you likely spent your Thanksgiving:

Hipster Pilgrims:

"I know I shouldn't take your small pox... but you're just so damn cute":

Pilgrims, Indians and Thanksgiving Hotness:

A brief history of pie:

The AM Holiday Gift Guide:

Kid's reaction to this present is baffling, to say the least:

Zombies + Hookers + Christmas = Awesome:

How to survive Black Friday:

The Cracked.com Topic Generator:
Thanks to Driscoll in the Mirth Canal.

Man vs. Toddler: The Final Battle:

Nothing like a little Turkey Porn to make you feel good about last night's meal (slightly NSFW):

Your Last Supper: 10 Food That Could Kill You Dead:

Poca-Hotness 2009:

The 50 Best Inventions of 2009:
Thanks to Nicol in the Mirth Canal.

A little leftover douchebag:

Jeri Lynn can bast our turkey anytime (like, for real, because we don't know how to):

Rock Band: Yoko Ono:

What to get your mom this holiday season:

8 Martial Arts Masters That Changed Cinema:

Cincy's cheerleading squad:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Hamster racing!
Submitted by lethmio in the Mirth Canal.

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11.24.2009

How heavy is the Internet? "... on top of it all, an otter screaming pointlessly.":
Thanks to Considerable in the Mirth Canal.

11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors:

The Craziest Japanese Game Shows of All Time:

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being "That Guy" at Thanksgiving Dinner:

Is there a wrong way to eat a Reese's?:

Dog vs. squirrel, guess who wins?:

We all know where Brockway will be this Thanksgiving:

Get these adorable assassins on your iPhone:

Immediately after this photo, these cats shaved each other's fur off:

Buddy the Elf strikes again:

Prepare to get ptero-ed a new asshole:
Thanks to Stan the Garbage Man in the Mirth Canal.

Right in your goddamn face, Paula:

Books you should read:

Awesome Elevator Ads:

Apparently kangaroos are the biggest jerks on the planet:
Submitted by Tyler.

There's a lot of questionable parenting going on in these pics:

Photoshop this commission's news conference:

Star Wars Facebook status updates:

Ladies: This is what you can buy your man-friends:

The Victoria's Secret afterparty that we attended (in our minds):

Dirty Dozen: The 12 Hottest Villains in Comics:

That's a lovely... nothing you have on there (NSFW):

15 Examples of Really Bad Tie-In Merchandising:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Free Barbie!
Submitted by Demha in the Mirth Canal.

11.19.2009

How will you celebrate World Toilet Day?:

The "Poker Face"-Off (Featuring Lady Gaga, Christopher Walken and Eric Cartman):

11 Awesomely Creative Billboards:

Deleted scenes from Paranormal Activity:

Vote for 2010's Top 99 Women:

Dethklok joins a Dethklok tribute band:

Six Awesome TV Characters Who Need Their Own Shows:

Family Guy: Meg's best moments:

Google auto-fill never disappoints:

11 Random Observations Outside the New Moon Premiere:

Singing telegrams have hit the Internet:

An underwater river. You read that right:

Have you ever wanted to learn kung fu from a hillbilly? Well, now's your chance!:
Submitted by Hendrix.

UPS's employee manual:

10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers:

10 Ridiculous Lady Laws That Are Still On The Books:

This Thanksgiving, we'll have plenty to be thankful for:

What Kind of Racist Are You?:
Thanks to supra-man in the Mirth Canal.

7 Rules for Making The Hobbit:

Straight out of the WTF File: An 11-year-old gives birth... on her wedding day:

What interesting... "tattoos" you have:

Videos of people on roller coasters:

Kellogg is experiencing an Eggo shortage. In office news, David Wong mysteriously gained 50-pounds in three weeks:
Thanks to Chronicles in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of every website that responds to the Konami Code.
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.

11.17.2009

11 Craziest Japanese PSAs Ever:

Unforgettable Ads of This Past Decade:
Submitted by PJ.

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon:

The invisible man exists:

Bird ruins $2-million Bugatti:

Apparently dominoes are incredibly badass:

11 Most Ridiculous Concert Demands By Hip-Hop Artists:

Is this the greatest GPS device ever?:

5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day:

100 Great Quotes From The Wire in 10 Minutes:

Twitter Tells Users to Piss Off:

Futbol goalie is owned in more ways than one:

Google's auto-fill gets called out:
Submitted by Jennifer.

Note to parents and would-be parents: Don't get your child this:

The 30 Best Action Figures of the 80s:

7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On:

Blond, brunette? It doesn't matter. Rebecca Lee makes it feel like summer in our pants either way:

That's quite the wiener:
Thanks to Mr Gale in the Mirth Canal.

8 Annoying Television Characters:

"I say Geoffrey, do you still own that crane?" "Why yes, Wilson, I believe I do... whatever do you ask for?" "No reason, just need to give the old verge a trim, if you know what I mean":

Cracked.com takes no responsibility for the following (please don't come to our office, Mr. Van Damme):

According to one dating site, Brits are incredibly ugly:
Thanks to TechnoHawk in the Mirth Canal.

The 40-Year-Old virgin if he were a serial killer:

Oh Oxford, how could you?:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Just in case you needed to know every fictional cheetah, ever.
Submitted by Clearwater in the Mirth Canal.

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11.12.2009

Prank War 8: The Skydiving Prank:

Star Wars Gangsta Rap:

Carl Spackler's got game (that's Bill Murray for the uninformed):

10 Best Shows Within Shows:

12 Creepiest YouTube Stars:

The most disturbing Google fill-in ever:

24 Photos of the Greatest Parents Ever:

The Google logo designer has some issues:

Turns out all that time we spent ogling Emma Frost was good for us:

4 Insane Tribal Sports You May Want to Try:

The 5 Biggest Marijuana Myths Debunked:

Mandy B reminds us why stars are so sexy:

Comic Strip Mashups:
Thanks to GishFace in the Mirth Canal.

Spider-Man 4 Villain Revealed:

Japan finally puts out something sexy that the rest of the world can enjoy:

The Best of Tony Little:

Shark-on-shark C-section. Our enemies of the deep are evolving every day:
Thanks to Basket Full of Kittens in the Mirth Canal.

Read this list and stop acting like a pussy:

Separated At Birth: Politicians With Famous Look-Alikes :

Fill in the Blank: Homer Simpson:

Famous Boyfriend Stealers:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The Tomb of Jesus has been found... in Japan?
Submitted by Clearwater in the Mirth Canal.

11.10.2009

7 Embarrassing First Strips from Legendary Cartoonists:

Calvin is apparently Asian in real life:

Cracked.com's secret hideout:

New Mexico soccer player puts on impromptu try-out for the WWE:

If the octofox is ever discovered, we're escaping to the moon:

Ambiguous endings resolved:

Venture Bros.: Return to Malice:

Women the ladies over at Frisky wish would play for the other team:

Tiffani Amber Thiessen is pregnant. We all just wept a little:

10 Superhot Superhero Girlfriends:

Get ready for the throw-down of the century: Catholics just discovered that Scientology forces practitioners to have abortions:

Wired's arachnid hall of fame, everyone else's nightmare fuel:
Thanks to HyperGlavin in the Mirth Canal.

Gentlemen might want to sit down before checking out this link:

MacGruber: The complete collection:
Thanks to Remora in the Mirth Canal.

Top 10 Doomsday Prophecies:

Ricky Gervais is annoyed by everything:

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction:

Ridiculous Fitness Infomercials:

The noblest woman on the planet... nah, just kidding:

Grand Theft Frogger:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently the Norse were unsure of how to build a proper boat.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.

11.06.2009

What your lady friend wants for Christmas: boob warmers! (Just trust us):

The 17 Most Annoying Commercials of All Time:

Russians take Photoshop contests to a whole new level (minus the "shop" and plus the "guns"):

"Oh hey, 'sup, guys? A funeral, huh? For wh- why is my name on that tombstone?":

This guy makes 90k a year just by wearing T-shirts. In other news, Cracked interns quietly weep themselves sleep every night:

We found this in Brockway's medicine cabinet:

The greatest butterfly there ever was:

Amateur Ninja Part II:

Hollywood is officially out of ideas:

Even further evidence that they've run out:

Juggalo furries? The End of Days is upon us:
Thanks to skoora in the Mirth Canal.

10 Weirdest Sitcom Crossovers:

The Yankees may have won the World Series, but whose food was the best?:

The Filipino Prisoners Present: Queen:

Mr. Miyagi returns from the grave:
Thanks to Flyingsquid in the Mirth Canal.

Nobody believe Tiger when he said the green men were following him:

How to survive a dry spell (of the sex variety):

Six minutes of people doing stuff. Just... stuff (it's a slow news day):

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson and Jesus H. Christ:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of cats with unaccredited diplomas.
Submitted by Leifkillburn.

11.03.2009

Finally, a legitimate reason to grow a mustache: to fight cancer:

Cracked.com Craptions Contest before the Internet existed:
Thanks to BattleKitten in the Mirth Canal.

The best of Charlie Day's dance skills:

Carl weighs in on the World Series:

16 Robot Cats:

The Sims Horror Movie:

The only Halloween party we cried about when we discovered we were not invited:

Christopher Walken performs "Poker Face":

Bear kills two terrorists. Someone give that thing the Medal of Honor:

The 15 Stupidest Products of All Time:

Four Hot Female Criminals:

10 Movies That Should Be in 3D (not included: Debbie Does Dallas):

When Parties Go Wrong: A Facebook Tale:

Things went down hill for the Ewoks after the Battle of Endor ravaged their planet:
Thanks to sickandtired in the Mirth Canal.

The sexiest communists on the planet:

We're not sure what Etsy is, but sign us up:

The greatest sandwich in America:

Escape from Scientology Land:

American fatasses on scooters:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day (in honor of Movember): Notable mustaches throughout history.
Submit your page here.