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« on: November 03, 2009, 03:31 PM »
Jugfurs. Seriously. It's frightenly real.

Also, there's an online Juggalo Furry community. Of course there is! I'll be honest with you, I didn't make it past the first page on that one.
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 04:01 PM »
Every time I think I've seen the worst there possibly is, the internet writhes and screams and then miscarries another horrific abortion into the world. You keep waiting for the worst to come, and worse and worse stuff keeps coming. It's like being stood outside of a despair factory.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 04:07 PM »
Oh jesus. I read the description and it is pretty bad. Over 200 jugfurs.

Without the internet there would never be an Insane Clown Posse-Anthropomorphic crossover.

Why internet? Why?
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 04:48 PM »
The only thing that would make this worse would be if they were Nazis, and wrote fan-fiction.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 04:57 PM »
Don't give the internet ideas, Nimby.
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 05:12 PM »
I'm concerned that the horrifying stuff on the Internet may have jumped the furry shark.  At this point, it seems like they're just combining the horrifying concepts.  Now: Juggalo furries.  What's next, Christian Juggalo furries?  Christian Juggalo furry vores.  Who also suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's.
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 05:26 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 05:59 PM »
Wait...so this guy says he knows of about 200......ugh.....jugfurs?......oh Jesus. So, they haven't started....oh Jesus Mary and Joseph....they haven't started multiplying yet. That is a good sign.

We only need to kill 200 people. That is it. 200 bullets (give or take) and 200 alibis. We can do this people. We can make the world a better place.
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 06:09 PM »
I don't mind going to prison for that.
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 06:20 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 06:22 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 06:42 PM »
I'm having an honest to god meltdown looking at this shit. I keep laughing but it's that kind of horrified "if I don't laugh I'll cry" laughter. This is just so incredibly awful that it's crossed over into "over the top" territory. I'm officially scared stupid by this.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 06:51 PM »
Quote from: Nimby on November 03, 2009, 04:48 PM
The only thing that would make this worse would be if they were Nazis, and wrote fan-fiction.


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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 07:04 PM »
Here's a guy who has definitely made some wonderful life choices.
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 07:36 PM »
I always sort of assumed that a lot of Juggalos were also furries.
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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2009, 07:56 PM »
There were a couple Juggalos where I went to high school... one of them wore a collar.  I think Juggalos and Furries kinda go hand in hand, in a despicable, terrifyingly unholy way.
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2009, 08:06 PM »
They go some body part in another body part, that's for sure.
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 11:27 PM »
If I kill myself, I can't kill them. But if I don't kill myself, I'll have to live with the knowledge that these things exist for the rest of my life.

Actually, is there any collective pronoun less personal than "they"? Something like "it" that applies to a group? Because I want to dehumanize these fuckers as much as possible.
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 11:30 PM »
Quote from: Clicky on November 03, 2009, 07:36 PM
I always sort of assumed that a lot of Juggalos were also furries.

You misspelled 'fatties.'
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 11:43 PM »
Quote from: Joy_Panzer on November 03, 2009, 06:51 PM
Quote from: Nimby on November 03, 2009, 04:48 PM
The only thing that would make this worse would be if they were Nazis, and wrote fan-fiction.


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better than the nigger version of rap. Please gtfo

Welp, that's about it then. We've managed to take this neat little network of computers and turn it into the worst cantina on Mos Eisley you can imagine.
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