Top Picks for 01.29.2010: Hilarious SOTU Tweets and the Internet
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.01.29.2010
10 Funniest Tweets from the #SOTU:
This is the Internet:
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?:
Thanks to Djavo in the Mirth Canal.
Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent and Hilarious:
Adult Swim's 8 Best Superman Moments:
Ever want to know how to poop in space? Well, here's your answer:
The 25 hottest Olympians to watch for in the 2010 Winter Games:
It's early, sure, but there's no way any other headline will top this one:
8 pictures of the most retarded vehicle on the planet:
We're not sure which is stranger: That this kid is actually karate-kicking a fence or that there's a crowd gathered to watch him do it:
6 Historic Events that Shaped Entertainment:
Italy to open first prison for transsexuals, presumably to be called Alcatranz:
Apparently Apple is run by a bunch of psychopaths:
A round-up of video games you should be playing:
The 10 Most Ridiculous Things People Believe:
Mouse House 8000? That's just a tinfoil dick:
The Top 10 Old Guy's the Women of Lemondrop Would Love to Bed:
Awesome concert intros from the Stones, AC/DC, Eddie Vedder and U2. Wait, U2?:
Hulu to put 24/7 reality show online:
This just in: Australian government a bunch of hysterical grannies:
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.
First our cars. Next will be us:
We hate to admit it, but Wanda Sykes can be somewhat humorous:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Chess is the deadliest game.
Submitted by NCHammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
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The Best Celebrity Photobombs of All Time:
Extras Gone Wild: Screw-Ups Caught in Major Films:
Cowboy Bebop Kung Fu Action Extravaganza:
If you weren't scared by babies previously, then prepare for an onset of paedophobia:
Thanks to Funkasaurus Rex in the Mirth Canal.
Finally, an answer to why women love pasty-white men who only come out at night (vampires, not basement-dwelling nerds):
A childhood pic that explains why Brockway doesn't go to the beach anymore:
The Facebook Statuses of Your Favorite Celebrities:
A guide to the snack food aisle:
Motivational Cat Speech:
The best (and worst) Larry King impressions:
Cat vs. Dog: Who will win this duel of keyboards?:
5 Great Lost Conan O'Brien Moments:
28 more impressive photobombs:
Charlie Sheen is a nutbag:
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
The First Annual WAG Awards:
The Stupidest Pop Lyrics of All Time:
5 Possible Plots for Avatar 2:
21 hilariously retarded warning signs:
Photoshop this armadillo lizard:
The Best "Save the Date" Ever:
Check out DOB's new line of accessories for your boner:
Sith Lords need filtered water, too:
This, like, totally makes us want to buy a bong, man:
Ugly celebrity wives:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: People who have escaped prison (with a helicopter).
Submitted by numbers1377345 in the Mirth Canal.
Beatles Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit':
25 Lazy Security Guards:
Radio Active Teddy Bear Zombies:
Pee-Wee Herman doesn't want you to do crack. We might have to smoke some to erase the memory of watching this:
Thanks to John Cheese in the Mirth Canal.
12 incredibly retarded sports quotes:
In the Late Night Wars, whose side is Jimmy Fallon on? Does anyone care?:
Rex is such a cockblock:
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time:
Jesus gets Rick-rolled:
Christopher Walken is afraid of plants:
The future of electric guitars:
Super Mario meets Jersey Shore:
7 Futuristic Movies That Actually Predicted the Future:
The 30 Dirtiest Names in Sports History:
What does Nic Cage think of "Everyone is Nic Cage"? He loves it:
Sculpt, Tone and Terrify:
Lost reenacted by an Italian family:
One woman's path towards appreciating Steven Seagal:
Photoshop this ice driller:
Check out these people with unibrows:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: easter eggs in Microsoft products.
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
The Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010:
9 photos of the real life Simpsons house:
The Third and the Seventh. Seriously, watch this. Now:
Thanks to Lt.Kael in the Mirth Canal.
The Funniest Parking Fails of All Time:
The most hilarious tutorial on ninja-sword fighting ever:
This poor ref never saw the giant, inflatable mascot coming:
Jesus promises to BRB:
The exact moment Chad's spirit was broken:
25 Funny Billboards:
15 Iconic Movies Weapons:
Check out this hot ad of Demi Moore from 20-years back- wait, what? This is recent? The wonders of airbrushing, folks:
The Big Bang Theory minus the laugh track is incredibly disturbing:
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.
The 10 Most Mantastic Moments in Black History:
Do you have your 2010 Adult Swim calendar yet? No? What's the matter with you?:
Banned dorm room cooking secrets:
Proof that Aziz Ansari is the Funniest Comedian Online:
Who'd You Rather: Golden Globe edition:
7 Deadly E-mail Fails:
Photoshop this Pangea day tribute:
Conan addresses NBC via song:
We're almost positive you can see Bucholz in one of these videos:
Meet America's first male prostitute:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The first step in developing your immortality potion!
Submitted by msfrapples in the Mirth Canal.
For the cost of a couple drinks at the bar, a few bags of Oreos or a few nudie magazines, you can instead text "HAITI" to 90999 and donate $10 to the American Red Cross to help with disaster relief:
Jimmy Kimmel appears on Leno. Proceeds to rip him a new asshole:
Wyclef Jean: Haiti's Greatest Hope?:
The rules for Pictionary:
Larry Platt remixes. Who's Larry Platt? Only the worst snub in Idol history:
A reenactment of Jersey Shore (by children):
Oh that Jesus. Such a character:
25 Hardcore Pets:
14 pizzas that will kill you upon consumption:
Who's a cute wittle ninja? You are! Yes you are!:
Thanks to Samwise in the Mirth Canal.
The best parodies of the Flintstones:
@manvszombies is reason enough to sign up for Twitter:
8 Gratuitously Sadistic Guilty Pleasure Movie Moments:
6 Reformed Celebrity Man Whores:
How Jersey Shore are you?:
You're in luck, fellas, the Snuggie now caters to your needs:
A sheep in Turkey was born with a human face. We know, we're also surprised this didn't happen in Scotland:
Thanks to mrs. bombastic in the Mirth Canal.
Photoshop this frigid fireman
Is this the worst beatboxer ever?:
This is the story of a champion. A Frogger champion:
David Letterman vs. Jeff Zucker:
Some of the best dressed men on the planet (NFSW-ish):
Everybody looks like Nicolas Cage:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Become an expert of the Na'vi language today!
Submitted by i like fire in the Mirth Canal.
01.12.2010Late night hosts on AIM:
Texts From Last Night: Super Mario Edition:
The inner monologue of a guy attending a porn convention:
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: A Shakespearean Tale:
Thanks to PurpleTowel in the Mirth Canal.
The Many Deaths of Carl:
The Stupidest Game Show Answers of All Time:
8 Movies That Have Not Aged Well:
20 Women Who With Regretful Husbands:
Google is Inside Your Brain:
Poor Judy. She's just thinking outside the box:
Deadly Prey is incredibly awesome:
Thanks to ulyssesdraco in the Mirth Canal.
Photoshop this strange firepit
The French Star Wars is still better than the prequels:
3 New Year's Resolutions That Will Change Your Life:
How to be the Terminator of paintball:
"Hey check out my awesome roundh- aww. Dammit..":
Sunday Funnies Postage Stamps Coming Soon:
Conan rips on NBC:
4 Things Men Hate About Sex:
AIDS ads that totally went there (NFSW-ish):
Dating sites that use your DNA? The 6th Day is slowly becoming reality:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The classifying of fictional sea creatures.
Submitted by DNASnatcher in the Mirth Canal.
01.08.201025 Epic Faceplants:
5 Holiday Gifts You Should Return:
The Nexus One is still working out some kinks:
Is this the greatest intro for a sports team in the history of anything, ever? Fuck yes it is:
Thanks to AceJustice in the Mirth Canal.
How to make sex according to famous rappers:
Pole Dance Hero:
A guide a majority of our readers probably need: Top 10 Ways to Start Talking to Women:
Animated parkour might just be more awesome than the real thing:
Hiroshima Vs. Detroit: Who Really Won That War?:
The most useless machine ever:
Australians are racists. Or Americans just need to calm the fuck down:
Thanks to Grimrak in the Mirth Canal.
Photoshop this lonely tree
A guide to sleeping in your car:
Fatty + ice = terrible combination:
Even though they might be giving your balls cancer, cell phones might also be preventing Alzheimer's:
10 Great Movies You Never Want to See Again:
What the Jersey Shore kids look like when they aren't wearing Ed Hardy shirts:
Paris Hilton owns a pig. Seriously, that wasn't a joke:
Not only does this hurt our ears, but it hurts our souls:
Can men and women be "just friends"?:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Animals can be gay, too!
Submitted by GOTI in the Mirth Canal.
01.05.2010The magnitude of the insanity displayed by soccer fans is disturbing:
The Top 10 Movies to Look Forward to in 2010:
The worst day ever in Google Trends:
Discover the true nature of the rough and tumble street crawlers in:
Thanks to Zach in the Mirth Canal.
Michael Cera does Jersey Shore:
A tribute to sci-fi's most lovable fatass: Jek Porkins:
Stephen Colbert's tryout for the U.S. Olympic Curling Team:
The funniest flubs from famous folks:
"Inner city crime is a serious problem, even when that inner city is Toledo and the crime is Chicken McNugget-based.":
The 12 Hottest Women of Genre TV:
It's hard to deny Lady GaGa as a pop sensation when even the Westboro Baptist Church begins to take notice:
5 New Year's Resolutions You Won't Keep:
An absolutely brilliant prank:
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
The Best Adult Swim Vomit Clips:
What cartoon characters would look like in real life a.k.a. nightmare fuel:
Does the g-spot really exist? We say no, but our the laughter from our lady-friends leads us to suspect otherwise:
And yet another childhood icon takes a turn to the dark side:
15 photos of guys who should really keep their shirts on:
Even Milton Waddams didn't have it this bad:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The major differences between Knight Rider and Knight Rider 2010.
Submit your page in the Mirth Canal.
01.01.2010New Year's resolutions from the folks at:
A guide you probably need right now:
The best viral vids of last year:
A comprehensive list from decades past:
25 Sex Resolutions for 2010:
Be a better man in 2010:
Did you win New Year's Eve bingo?:
Dramatic chipmunk gets his revenge:
What's the most effective hangover cure?:
A list of racist commercials:
The best moments from:
Five ways people will remember the 00s:
Apparently being born on New Year's Day is just awful:
The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010:
Looks like Jack O'Brien is going to have to knock of his old habits:
Awesome art by Ben Turnbull:
How Jersey Shore are you?:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: 2010's page is already loaded.
Submit your page in the Mirth Canal.
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