84. "Son, you're going through some big changes at your age. Soon you'll be heading down..."
83. "Well, Jim, it looks like a simple case of..."
82. "OK, I'm giving you SIX WORDS to convince me to come to your poker website."
81. In the porn world, "Smexy" is a sexy Mexican, "apsian" is an ape-like Asian... hmmm, I'll have to look up the rest:
80. "Is this your box, sir? I'm going to need to see some..."
79. Is "officeslut" here the verb? Noun?
78. The Spanish, gay version of the above porno:
77. I don't care about the discount, STOP TRYING TO SELL ME THE BOOK OF EVIL.
76. Everything this man knows about sex he learned from cartoons:
75. They protested female priests, but nobody complained about...
74. I can't really decode what they're saying here but- OH MY GOD THE NAZIS HAVE BATARANGS
73. Yes! Wait! No! No!
72. I'm going to start a new religion called...
71. A newsletter for people who have the worst job in the world:
70. Actually, I think I found one worse than that:
69. With this job, I'm not sure I want a future...
68. Sexy Victoria is forced to convert to Catholicism when...
67. He eats tools and...
66. What's the saddest thing?
65. There was no closing tag so the whole rest of the message was pickle.
64. A sadly failed pick-up line:
63. Though the success of this one really depends on the girl, and how vivid her imagination is...
62. In the sense that... I don't know... it's shaped like a Klansman?
61. If you want TV coverage of your little peace protest, try punching it up a little:
60. Taken from the price list at a brothel in Bangkok: