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« on: July 11, 2004, 10:39 PM »
I know we have several threads like this already, but I'm going to make a front-page feature out of these, "spam quote of the week" or whatever.




The thing is, I really need screenshots or else people can just make them up at random.  Anybody think to keep screens of these?  Could you from now on?

Just e-mail them to me or post them here.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2004, 12:49 AM »


Nothing terribly spectacular I'm afraid. I've gotten tonnes of these, all with two or three random words and a random number. I guess it's probably an attempt to get around filters or something. Some were pretty funny, but I didn't think to save them.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2004, 01:49 AM »
I don't have the energy to actually make and post a screenshot, but I got one called "Impress her with a Rolex - puberty expressway".


Puberty expressway indeed!
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2004, 02:29 AM »
I wouldn't get on the puberty expressway, if I were you. Sure, it flows pretty smooth for a couple miles, but links directly on to the Hot Love Highway...
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2004, 03:33 AM »
Two that stuck out today:

http://members.cox.net/panopticon/trombones.jpg

http://members.cox.net/panopticon/funk.jpg
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2004, 10:47 AM »


I like the way the top one doesn't dick around and gets right to the point.
Also, note the fourth line.  My heart always skips a beat when I get a message from David Wong.

You owe me a blowjob.

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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2004, 12:54 PM »


What happens after the month is up? What if I am having sex at the time, does it just shrink right back to its usual manageable size. What if I find that lugging around a 3 foot penis gets irritating before the month period is up. Will I pass out from lack of blood to the brain when I get a hard on? So many questions.
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2004, 02:42 PM »
Some of the odder messages from my inbox.



Make her scream for more Donald? Surely screaming for more me is the objective here?

Oh, and I appreciate their kindness in helping me attract women or men with pheromones, but I'm afraid I'm only attracted to the odourless.
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2004, 02:56 PM »


Nothing says Happy Holidays like Cristmas rape.  Here's to spreading the x-mas cheer year round.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2004, 03:54 PM »
Itīs nothing spectacular, but I like the idea that the internet cares about my diplomatic stance towards it.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2004, 05:32 PM »
This one would break the margins.
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2004, 06:00 PM »
I have tons of junk mail but I decided to post only the ones that made me chuckle the most.





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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2004, 06:42 PM »
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I like the way the top one doesn't dick around and gets right to the point.
Also, note the fourth line.  My heart always skips a beat when I get a message from David Wong.


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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2004, 12:06 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2004, 06:05 AM »
I deleted some posts... please keep this thread just to actual spam quotes.    Once this turns into one-liner volleyball then all hope is lost.
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2004, 06:42 AM »
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taste the cock.

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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2004, 06:52 AM »


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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2004, 07:15 AM »
Wong, I like this one...
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2004, 12:19 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2004, 10:42 PM »

I'm sorry but when I want a licker I want her to be professional.
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