Notable Comment: Random poster RandomPoster pointed us in the direction of Dr. Dick Biggerstaff who, if the banner of satisfied-looking models on his website is any indication, has a Ph.D in nailing your girlfriend.
Notable Comment: Over on Digg.com, oball says he "would rather eat any number of duck fetuses than a rotting, illegal cheese containing insects that leap at your face and burrow into your intestines." Alright, oball, you're on. A representative from CRACKED headquarters will meet you at the top of the Empire State Building with a camera crew and as many duck fetuses as we can get our hands on (the number will surprise you). Hope you're hungry, oball, because we are going to make you eat your words (and about six dozen duck fetuses).