The title for this week's comedy round up comes from CRACKED super-contributor Michael Swaim and it is the second in a line of many vaguely medical-themed puns that will be used to described these Saturday articles for quite a while. Oh that's right, folks, we said "many." Get used to it, because we've got plenty. This week, our body mass index of comedy is well above the national average. Our heartbeat is irregularly hilarious, and our arteries are clogged with dick jokes, all of which contributes to our struggle with Humorbid Obesity.
Speaking of struggle, did you folks happen to watch us stumble awkwardly in a new direction? In case you didn't notice, the very website that you're on right now is completely different than it was last week. We've been experiencing record-breaking traffic as of late, so thought we might shake things up a little bit by shutting down for six hours, creating a bunch of links that don't work and generally confusing the hell out of you, the reader. Name one other site on the Internet that offers all that, and we'll buy you a steak! (We will not.) To defuse the bomb of confusion that we set off yesterday with the re-launch, we've organized all of this week's finest comedy, right here, in this handy little article.
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.