5. The Ring Dating Service
6/26/05In a nutshell:
Man goes to a video dating service, but picks the tape with that creepy girl from The Ring
by accident.References: The Ring
, sad losers who use video dating
Why we like it:
"I think I just shit out my heart."
4. Optimus Prime Dies of Prostate Cancer
2/20/05In a nutshell:
On the pilot episode, we're treated to Optimus Prime' horrible discovery: he has prostate cancer. And it is by far one of the darkest sketches known to man.References: Transformers
, CancerWhy we like it:
If you're like us, you'll be busy crying your eyes out. But if we had to choose a single reason, it would be the following exchange:
Optimus: "Now we Transformers don't have organic internal organs and can't get cancer. But you do, and you CAN."
Jazz: "So get yer ass checked out before it' too late, turkeys!"
3. Tooth and Consequences, aka The Darkest Sketch
3/20/05In a nutshell:
On a quiet, peaceful night, the Tooth Fairy floats through the window of a little girl. Then the girl' parents come home. And then comes the fighting, a gunshot and three endings that get progressively darker.References:
Tooth Fairies, Disneyland, Why Daddy Hits Mommy
. Why we like it:
Everyone chant with us: DARKEST SKETCH! DARKEST SKETCH!