Notable Comment: A Digg commentator points out that Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water is Fred Durst' best-selling album to date, which, in the spectrum of accomplishments, lands somewhere between being the best key-tar player in Pennsylvania and the least-molested visitor to Neverland Ranch.
5 Questions Season Two of Heroes Had Better F#@king Answer
A great article for all of your Heroes fans, an even greater article for anyone out there who likes seeing Ali Larter in her underwear (read: anyone with a dick and a pulse).
Notable Comment: On Digg, user X2went4x says "Hayden Panettiere is so fucking hot. From what I've read season 2 looks like it will be good." We completely agree, assuming you read the same scantily-clad photos that we did.
The 5 Most Kick-Ass Apocalyptic Prophecies
Global warming, more like Global boring. CRACKED gives you five apocalyptic scenarios that are actually exciting enough to hold your interest.
Notable Comment: Digg user BENTON applauds us for our service, claiming "this is one of the most important articles to reach digg." In hindsight, if we'd have known we were so important, we probably wouldn't have followed up with an article about Lil Jon and Waylan Smithers.