"What does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes what does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes he looks like THISSSSSS"Â¦"
"You can be my wingman any time, toilet."
""Â¦That's an excellent question, soap. I first explored method acting with Marlon Brando, on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau ."
""Â¦Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom"Â¦"
"In a world where hope is only a memory"Â¦Val Kilmer IS"Â¦ In The Shower ."
"I AM SPEAKING IN MY ROBOT VOICE." [pause] "I AM A WET ROBOT."
""Â¦The way of the FUTURE"Â¦ The way of the FUTURE"Â¦ The way of the FUTURE"Â¦ The way of the FUTURE"Â¦"
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.