And whether or not I eat it, I feel bad when the waiter person has to throw out all that oil. Because oil prices are rising.
Sometimes I rub small amounts on my wood furniture, because restoring the luster of antique oak is totally hott.
Hey you guys, don't miss Paris: The Animated Series premiering next weekend on CBS. It's hott. The girl who played Clueless is the voice of cartoon me, and my puppy Tink is played by the Cheech. He's this crazy Spanish stoner guy from our parents' generation. I'm pretty sure he's hott.
Know how many people I've had sex with? Me neither.
It's probably a lot, though.
Another bad thing about oil prices rising is it will drive vinegar prices up too. Because of cause and effect. There are numerous graphs and charts to prove this. And if vinegar prices skyrocket, people will buy less vinegar, and many vinegar farmers will lose their jobs. So there's also that, on top of just the oil.