The Trump Conception featured our grandest structure to date, the Trump Penis. No, I am not referring to the Trump International Tower on Manhattan's East Side. I am referring to my father's actual Penis, which is decorated in a classic yet timeless style.
The Trump Penis is constructed from solid, 24-carat gold and features diamond studs and rich hand-engraved designs by Italian artisans. The Trump Scrotum is bejeweled with rubies and emeralds given to us by my father's close personal friend, the Sultan of Brunei. And in the luxurious style that has become synonymous with the Trump name, the Trump Pubic Area has had all hair removed and features tasteful Louis XVI decor, with gold adornments and a tableau of peasants eating cake. Only a Penis this spectacular could enter my mother, Melania Knauss Trump, who, as I mentioned, has the world's most fantastic vagina.
I have seen the Trump Penis since, and let me tell you it is truly spectacular and the finest in the world. There is no better penis. The last time my father's Penis visited, it stayed a remarkable seven hours. That's because the Trump name stands for something, and that is genitals of exquisite quality.
Watch for our film, "Trump: The Conception," in theatres everywhere in 2006. It will truly be spectacular.
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