13 Bizarre Headlines That Scrambled Our Cerebral Cortex, Sizzled Our Central Sulcus, And Juiced Our Pons For A Disgusting Cranial Brunch

Welcome to the world of headline news, where the truth is often stranger than fiction. Every day, we come across stories that make us question our view of reality and make us wonder if anything is really as it seems. From the bizarre to the mundane, these stories have the power to alter our perception of the world around us. 

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This list of thirteen headlines is no exception. From the tantrum thrown by a senator to the EPA's decision to put safety first, these stories show us how quickly the world can change and how our view of reality can be rearranged in an instant; from the misplacement of a prosthetic leg to the mowing of a giant penis into a "perfect lawn," they'll also probably leave you shaking your head in disbelief. 

So sit back, relax, and take a journey through these thirteen headlines that rearranged our view of reality. Who knows what you'll learn? Not us.