25 Puzzling Headlines From Across This Nutty World

A man in a clown wig waved a gun in Dairy Queen to “restore Trump to president king of the United States."

Ever since the announcement that King Charles III will be appearing on Australian $5 notes, Aussies have been vocal about who they think should really be on their money. The top contender? Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin (yes, seriously). But whether it’s because of an undying love for the late animal expert or a hatred of the British monarchy, one thing is certain: Australians don’t want King Charles on their money. In other news, a man who made bomb threats to Merriam-Webster dictionary company over updated gender pronouns plead guilty in federal court this week. Prosecutors say he threatened “a mass shooting scenario" and said he would kill employees if they did not change their definitions back. And finally, in what can only be described as peak Florida: Governor Ron DeSantis tricked Venezuelan migrant workers onto a plane bound for Martha’s Vineyard so he could stick it to liberals criticizing his treatment of migrants at the southern border. 

GoFundMe created for woman arrested for bringing raccoon into North Dakota bar.

Inforum 

Harris County Sheriff's Office deputy gets sick after taking drugs he mistook for candy.

ABC 

Aggressive turkeys take over Woburn neighborhood.

CBS 

Doctors remove 50 AA and AAA batteries from woman's gut and stomach.

Live Science 

Woman seriously hurt after Platteville police car she was placed in is hit by train.

Colorado Sun 

Family check bank account to find they're $99 billion in debt.

Newsweek 

'We all make mistakes,' says woman who got bit by an octopus she put on her face.

CBC 

Colorado man arrested on suspicion of riding horse drunk.

SL Tribune

Fatal Kangaroo Attack

Fox 10 

Wegmans

CNN 

'Vindictive' couple deleted hotel chain data for fun.

BBC 

Man Lost in Wilderness Nearly Left Behind After Searchers Mistake Distress Calls for 'Hello.'

Outsider 

Morrisons 'turns down beeps on checkouts' in response to Queen's death.

Yorkshire Post

Take a poop to 'assert ownership' during eviction, says Vancouver city council candidate.

Vancouver is Awesome

Nursing home hires a stripper to entertain their seniors in wheelchairs.

Infidel Pro

Avalanche of sex toys spill out onto highway after truck flips over.

Newsweek

‘Complete set of undergarments’ required for execution witnesses, Alabama officials say.

CBS 

A new, genetically modified purple tomato may hit the grocery market stands.

CNN 

Police were called to a Dairy Queen in Delmont for a man with a gun wearing a clown wig.

CBS 

Chess world rocked by rumours of anal beads and artificial intelligence.

Metro 

Migrants Flown to Martha's Vineyard Say They Were Misled.

NY Times

Man who threatened Merriam Webster dictionary over updated gender pronouns pleads guilty.

ABC 

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