25 Bizarre News Headlines That Aren’t So Cut-And-Dry

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Strange and wondrous things happen all the time. One of my favorite things about being human is that we can enjoy lists of interesting facts and information about our world, but we can only absorb a few of them. Then we go back to our busy lives, forget all about them, and wait for the next list to come around again. And so we live, and we think, and we look for more answers. We're a species that asks questions like no other. Why are we here? What is reality? What happens when we die? Where do the dead go? We'll probably never find all the answers to these questions. But every now and then, something catches my attention, and I can't let it pass­ by. And so, on behalf of all the humans out there who can't quite remember where they heard this or why they thought it was important enough to add to their brain, I present to you my collection of wondrous and strange facts.

A Missouri pastor berating his congregation for being 'poor, broke, busted' and not getting him a luxury watch.

MSN

Mexican Rapper Gets Gold Chain Hooks Surgically Implanted in Scalp.

News 18

Metro Detroit man implants Tesla key into hand to unlock, start car.

KTVU

Former Philly restaurant server ordered to pay $84M for massacre of 600 civilians.

Inquirer

PA police can stop drivers if the tourism website on the license plate is covered by a plate frame.

WPXI

Miller High Life has an ice cream that tastes like a dive bar.

CNN

Tracking device attached to invasive python found inside larger, hungrier snake.

9News

81-year-old woman nabbed at airport with 5 kilos of heroin in suitcase.

East Bay Times

Houston woman poisoned on her birthday after touching napkin found on car.

The Grio

Defective sex toys get a 2nd chance — as fashionable shoes.

AP News

China punishes 27 people over ‘tragically ugly’ illustrations in maths textbook.

The Guardian

Box of Guns Mistakenly Delivered to Delaware County High School.

NBC Philadelphia

Wind Turbine Blades Could Be Recycled Into Gummy Bears One Day.

CNET

San Francisco’s $20,000 designer trash can struggles to contain trash.

The Guardian

Finnish PM defends dancing, takes drug test to clear herself.

AP News

Herschel Walker blasts climate bill: ‘Don’t we have enough trees around here?’

The Hill

Woman charged $8k after rental car company claims she drove 36k kilometres in 3 days.

CTV News

Shaquille O'Neal explains why he thinks the Earth is flat: "It's a theory."

Newsweek

Marines, sailors ate all of Greek town’s eggs, meat on port visit.

Navy Times

Tesla demands removal of video of cars hitting child-size mannequins.

Washington Post 

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