25 Weird News Stories That Will Make Future Anthropologists Blush

When “Batgirl” isn’t good enough to be released by the studio that brought you “Justice League,” we know it must have sucked.

I enjoy this list of interesting facts because it makes me feel smarter than I actually am. This is because there are many things in the universe which I do not know, and therefore cannot be expected to have an opinion on. However, because I have never heard of them before, they seem new, exciting, and important to me. The list also has a good sense of humor, which makes it fun to read and puts me at ease, for some reason. It's also very long, which means there is more of it to read, and more of it to forget. This means that I have to reread the list from the top, which is both inconvenient and mildly amusing. The list is also made up almost entirely of interesting facts that are not particularly well known. Because the list is so long, it's hard to find facts that have a large audience of people who enjoy this list of interesting facts.

Cracker Barrel sparks uproar for plant-based sausage critics say is 'woke.'

CNN

An artist threw the pickle from a McDonald’s burger on a ceiling – and is charging $6,325 for it.

Today

Confused jealous wife stabs her husband after seeing her younger-self old photos.

Yucatan Magazine

A Man Used A Counterfeit $100 Bill To Scam An 11-Year-Old Boy.

USA Today

Klondike looking at bringing back Choco Taco after consumer uproar.

Fox Business

A Munich brewpub has found a novel way to beat Europe's cooking oil shortages.

Reuters

Donald Trump endorses ‘Eric’ in Missouri primary – but which one?

The Guardian

Revelers at Massive Party in Tonto National Forest Covered the Desert in Poop.

Phoenix New Times

Lawyer gets in trouble with judge for not playing Call of Duty.

Charlie Intel

Criminal Parents

WTOL

Louisiana Man Arrested for Possession of Too Many Sharks, Meth in Bayou.

WAFB

A Security Guard Allegedly Thought The Oxford School Shooting Was A Drill.

Buzzfeed News

Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run.

News 18

Hungarian leader Viktor Orbán declares at CPAC that "a Christian politician cannot be racist."

CBS News

Magnet fishers fined after pulling 86 rockets from Fort Stewart river.

Air Force Times

Batgirl Movie Will Reportedly Never Be Released Because It Was Just That Bad.

Escapist Magazine 

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