Pathetic Pumpkins That Have Lost the Will to Live

With faces melting faster than ice cream, these pumpkins didn’t even try to be scary

Pumpkins are supposed to impress or scare, but some have completely given up on life. Squashed, wrinkled, or hollowed out, they sit on porches and in fields looking utterly defeated and sad.

Sagging faces and collapsing bodies make you question whether anyone even carved them, or if they just surrendered to gravity, neglect, and seasonal frost. Each one tells a silent story of disappointment, wasted effort, and missed autumn dreams.

From patches to pumpkin contests and front yard displays, these sad gourds radiate a level of despair rarely captured in nature photography. They may be pathetic, but staring at them is oddly entertaining.

Minimalist Sadness

Tiny pinhole eyes and faint smile make pumpkin appear completely uninterested in its jack-o'-lantern duties.

Slumped Sentinel

Wrinkled orange gourd collapses on concrete stairs, triangular eye barely visible amid drooping features.

Frantic Stitch

Eyes and mouth stitched haphazardly, flesh chunks hang loosely as faint candlelight glows beneath.

Shocked Disaster

Carved face gapes with crooked mouth and small candle inside, ready to collapse at any moment.

Zombie Duel

One pumpkin shocked and eaten, the other painted green with jagged teeth, standing in contrast.

Squirrel Siege

Two pumpkins chewed to oblivion by animals lie side-by-side, features ragged and violated.

Monster Slump

Tall jack-o'-lantern drips rotten insides while jagged mouth and eyes melt into grotesque grin.

Ghost Tears

White pumpkin with black fuzzy eyes and mouth appears to weep moldy tears on porch railing.

Distressed Pear

Speckled pear-shaped gourd with painted eyes and mouth looks horrified next to cheerful jack-o'-lantern.

Shriveled Hulk

Yellow-green gourd looks sickly and wrinkled with closed, tired eyes, like comic book gone wrong.

Exhausted Line-Up

Four pumpkins carved into tired, elongated human heads sit in a row on counter.

Creepy Manpumpkin

Large pumpkin molded with realistic older man’s face, resting awkwardly on tiny mini-pumpkin.

Toothless Nightmare

Bottom of carved mouth missing, leaving jack-o'-lantern with empty, pathetic grin on table.

Rage vs. Regret

Side-by-side pumpkins show aggression and slumping sadness, capturing victory and failure in one frame.

Possessed Root

Purple-red rutabaga glows from inside, carved eyes and mouth giving demonic intensity.

Forced Cheer

Turnip perched on stone smiles awkwardly among scattered horse chestnuts, struggling to look happy.

Jerky Face

Dried-out gourd shrivels on windowsill, open mouth frozen in permanent defeat.

Zombie Peel

Yellow-green gourd decays into a zombie-like grin with sunken sockets and tired expression.

Turnip of Sorrow

Sunken eyes and open mouth make this dried turnip look ancient and hopelessly miserable.

Creepy Shelf Kids

Tiny baby-faced gourds rest on shelf, each wrinkled and looking uncomfortably distressed.

Political Clowns

Two decorated gourds mock world leaders, one rocking sunglasses, leopard scarf, and exaggerated pink lipstick.

Collapsed Mess

Orange pumpkin slumps on wet patio, carved features distorted and sagging under advancing rot.

Grinning Disaster

Triangle eyes and mouth warped as gray mold creeps over carved jack-o'-lantern, giving a sad smile.

Moldy Crown

Top half of rotting pumpkin swallowed by thick white mold, completely surrendered to decay outdoors.

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