Walmart Sightings That Put Darwin's Theories in Doubt

 Pink fringed cloth around waist and topless upper body define older woman pushing a cart with child.

Tight sports shorts and blue-black sports bra outfit a woman pushing a cart full of snacks.

Bright pink socks and red tartan miniskirt stand out on older man at checkout with cider bottles.

Small child sits sideways on overweight woman’s lap as both occupy a mobility scooter seat.

White outfit, gray fur vest, and elaborate wig make a woman resemble royalty beside a parked car.

Bald man in skirt over leggings and high socks navigates canned food aisle with shoulder bag.

Red-haired woman in mismatched yellow and pink shorts inspects her hands beside refrigerated aisle.

Sports bra and black underwear outfit places young woman at checkout without wearing pants.

Words tattooed on thighs read “Truck” and “Me” as barefoot woman stands in pajamas shorts.

Striped coat and wide floral hat give an elderly woman diva vibes near the entrance Big Mac sign.

Oversized t-shirt and red polka-dot underwear expose an overweight woman walking barefoot down the aisle.

Neck tattoo of vampire eyes and the word “Twilight” dominates a woman standing at checkout.

Child lies on the floor with arms crossed while a woman drags her along using a long stick.

Open hospital gown reveals tattoos on woman’s back while she pushes her cart leisurely down center aisle.

Shirtless older man examines dress shirts closely, squinting at the fabric in the clothing aisle.

Small child clings to the back of an overloaded scooter while it slides across the store floor.

Child’s face hidden under clear plastic bag as grandmother pushes a shopping cart in produce section.

Red-leashed goat pulls a mobility scooter down the aisle, completely ignoring bicycles to the side.

Low crouch and extended arms place a woman in a frog-like position near the food aisle.

Mobility scooter rolls through clothing aisle with a man fully dressed as Mr. Spock, expression utterly serious.