28 Ridiculous News Items That Are Black and White and Read All Over
We are incredibly strange little creatures
Do you think you’d rather try “woke coke” or “breakfast meth”?
We’re not into the drugs ourselves, but you have to admit, those do sound pretty enticing. Heck, depending how strange you are, a ton of this insanity might sound like a great time!
We don’t think you can quite match the strangeness of the Tiesto fan who asked that his ashes be scattered by a confetti cannon at a concert, but after this list, nothing surprises us anymore.
Prince Andrew Can’t Sweat
Sued Over Pizza
The Ice That Was Too Cold
Woman on the Tarmac
The Ancient Roman McDonald’s
Taxing Bribe Money
Religious Freedoms
Fewer Burned Cars in France
The Nerf Gun Kerfuffle
Quarantining in the Bathroom
Meth in the Cereal
Police Using Floppy Disks
Faith and Big Macs
Giant Chicken in Georgia
Fixing Curbs in Winnipeg
Quitting Over the PA System
Source: BoingBoing
Voluntarily Going Back to Jail
Source: CBS
Ashes in a Confetti Cannon
Source: BBC
Woke Coke
Source: NZHerald
Cleaning the Wrong House
Source: WECT
The Stolen Ambulance
Source: NBC
The Massive Tip
Source: AP News
The Lady Who Sued the SWAT Team
Source: The Washington Gazette
Food For Sex
Source: TwinCities.com
A Spanish Teenager’s Underground Den
Source: KUTV
Crime in Miami
Source: NBC Miami
Anti-Vax School in Florida
Source: US News
Detergent Creek
Source: CBC