27 Random Bits of Movie Trivia Spoken Smugly by a Finger-Steepling Diabolical Mastermind
Welcome to the fact lair
Muahaha, you fell right into our movie fact trap. You thought you’d outsmart us, but you’re no match for our villainous treachery. Now that you’re here and tied to that chair, you’ll be forced to read these amazing movie facts before you no doubt find some way of escaping and thwarting us.
Of course, we’ll then escape as well and be back with a new evil scheme, so we’ll replay this scenario over and over again, Batman — or whoever you are!