31 Facts About Crime and Law to Yell in Court to Prove Your Innocence
After this, you’ll pretty much be able to pass the bar exam
These facts are great, but they can get a little annoying after a while. See, once they’re in your head, they yell out “Objection!” when any new fact that seems a little suspect enters your brain. You’ll have to become a judge of some kind, and yell “sustained” or “overruled” every time.
It’s exhausting, but if you’re a huge fan of facts about crime and the law, you might actually love it. Only one way to find out!
Colorado’s Make My Day Law
The Tree DNA That Caught A Murderer
Lobster Theft
A Confessional Seizure
The Lawyer Caught Using ChatGPT
Google Caught A Shoplifter
Robbery During A Robbery
Closing Maximum Security Prisons
Source: 15 Feel-Good News Stories That Make Us Feel Lighter Than Air
James Washington’s Confession
Swedish Meatball Theft
Showing Up to Court in A Stolen Car
The Knife-Stealing Crow
Arresting the Judge
Source: Wales Online
Police Arrest Local Hero
Police Profiling
Source: Vox
Lockdown in Britain
The DeCavalcante Crime Family
The Insanity Defense
The Yakuza
The Sinaloa Cartel
Cocaine Ferris Wheel
The Bartender Left With the Tab
Source: NBC News
Corrupt Cops in Spain
Hiring An Informant
Source: Latin Times
Pablo Escobar’s Hippos
Source: The Cut