28 Random Bits of TV Trivia We Had to Smash Our Piggy Bank to Afford, So They’d Better Be Good
We’d choose these sweet thangs over candy any day
When our friends called to us from their bikes, we just knew they were off to the candy store. We grabbed dad’s hammer, smashed that pink piggy bank, and tried not to cut our fingers sifting around for the coins.
When we popped our heads out the door, we had a sudden change of heart. See, we get candy all the time, but never get our brains anything sweet. We told our friends to go on without us and went down to the TV Fact Shoppe instead.
Here, try a few. Your TV-loving brain will thank you profusely.