31 News Items So Outlandish, Counterintuitive or Bleak That You’ll Want to Pack Your Bags and Move to Another Multiverse
That’s it. We’re out of here!
Enough is enough, you lunatics! Can we all agree to calm down and be okay with normal, much-less-dramatic lives? Like, why the need to spice things up to the point of newsworthy madness?
Sure, some of it’s funny as all hell, and gives us normies something to laugh at and feel better about ourselves, but some of this other nonsense… Yeesh.
We’d gladly provide some laughs and ego boosts to calm some of this insanity down a notch.