25 Random Bits of TV Trivia That Clung Strategically to Our Nethers When We Emerged Naked From the Ocean
Giving your brain its very first wedgie
Like our thongs at the beach, we imagine these TV facts riding up that crack between your brain hemispheres. Apologies for that visual, but we were running low on analogies for facts getting into your brain. A Baywatch fact gave us the idea, and we just went for it.
However you’d like to imagine these TV facts getting in there, we’re just happy that they’re getting in at all. Thanks for reading!
Ooh, reading would be a great way to get them in your brain. You should try that!