31 Bits of TV Trivia That Jumped the Shark Before They Even Learned to Walk
These facts don’t know the meaning of ‘chill’
Buckle your seatbelts!
Ooh, we’ve always wanted to start a list that way. It’s a fitting opening line since these TV facts go from zero to 60 in like 2.8 seconds. Is that fast? We have no idea, but it sure sounds fast.
Shaky analogies aside, these facts are gonna burst out of the gate right away, so you better be ready. In TV terms, it’d be like Hank getting shot in the Breaking Bad pilot. We would’ve said “spoiler alert” there, but that episode dropped in 2013, so if you haven’t seen it by now, you deserve to have it spoiled!
Anyways, like we said earlier — buckle your seatbelts!