32 ‘Star Wars’ Facts That Were Beeped and Booped to Us by a Cheeky Little Sentient Trash Can
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Wouldn’t it be cool if we could just Jedi-wave these facts into your head right now? You’d feel the entire batch wash over you, and you’d immediately know so much more about Star Wars in an instant. It’d be like a spiritual download of sorts.
We’ll just have to type them up, and you’ll just have to read and comprehend them until we all hopefully tap into the force one day. It could happen, right?!?!