27 Ridiculous Headlines That Make Us Rue the Invention of the Printing Press

Let’s face it, the news ain’t what it used to be. The bias is real, and it gets harder and harder to know what’s real. But here at Cracked, you can trust that these ridiculous stories are 100 percent true. 

We vetted the holy heck out of them, but honestly, one look at them will make you realize that there’s just no way someone would actually make them up. Here are some of the strangest headlines from around the world…