27 Ridiculous Headlines That Make Us Rue the Invention of the Printing Press

People actually wasted ink on these

Lets face it, the news aint what it used to be. The bias is real, and it gets harder and harder to know whats real. But here at Cracked, you can trust that these ridiculous stories are 100 percent true. 

We vetted the holy heck out of them, but honestly, one look at them will make you realize that theres just no way someone would actually make them up. Here are some of the strangest headlines from around the world…

Build-A-Bear’s Horny Teddy Bears

Human Beats Rabbit in Competitive Salad-Eating Contest

The Fake Identity That Had Active Warrants on It

The Georgia Cop Dealing Weed on the Job

The Post Office Workers Eating Hash Brownies on the Job

The Murderer Who Was Caught Because He Wasn’t Wearing A Mask

The Nerf Guns That Started A Brawl

The Robbers Who Held Up a Bank With a Vial of HIV

The British Mom Who Found Meth in Her Cereal

The Lost Floppy Disks of Tokyo PD

The QAnon Singer Who Forgot the Words to the National Anthem

The Excel World Championship

The 48-Year-Old Woman Who Lived As Her 22-Year-Old Daughter

The Man Who Stopped in the Middle of the Road to Eat Chicken Wings

Squid Game

The MTA Superintendent With A Blow-Up Doll Fetish

The Guy Who Stole $23,500 From His Girlfriend Via Eyeball Deception

The Five-Year-Old Who Took A Car Out for a Joyride

Keanu Reeves’ Playboy Bunny Costume

Edible Hemp Tickets

North Korea’s Ban on Laughter

The Bank Robber Who Deposited the Money Into His Own Account

A Method-Acting Grinch

Barge Chilling Beach in Vancouver

The Quest to Recover Lost Bitcoin

The Runaway Tortoise

Reindeer Attacking One of Their Own

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