27 Bizarre News Events That Make Us Wish Thanos Would Get Busy With That Whole ‘Snap’ Thing

Man, everyone needs to just calm down out there!

Can we just have one single day where no one does anything crazy? We realize that’s a tall order for a worldwide population of roughly eight billion people, but if we spread the word of just chilling out to every corner of the globe, we’re sure that everyone will agree to calm down.

They’ll all see that one peaceful day might be the reset this world needs. Like a short worldwide meditation of sorts. After reading these wild news stories, you’ll see why it’s necessary.

The Fraudulent Voter Fraud Accusation

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The DoorDash Driver Who Pooped in An Apartment Building Lobby

The Police Chase Involving A Street Sweeper

The Man Who Held Up A Pizza Delivery Man with An Axe

When Facebook Told the LAPD to Stop Spying

The Thief Who Went on a Three-Month Diet to Pull Off His Crime

The Deer That Smashed Through the Window of a Business Called iSmash

The 110-Year-Overdue Library Book

The Walmart Toy That Sang About Doing Cocaine

The Woman Who Breastfed A Cat on A Plane

The Protesters Shot by Turkish Police

Canada’s Maple Syrup Shortage

An Ancient Roman Artifact Being Used As Furniture

The Leather Coat Ban in North Korea

What Plumbers Call Black Friday

Why Everything at the Dollar Tree Costs More Than A Dollar

The Mayor Who Lost His Job Because of A Giant Chicken

The Guy Who Drove to His Driving Test

The Town That Covered Up A Groundhog’s Death

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Japan’s Professor Poo

The Person Sending Fake Poop in the Mail

The Guy Who Complained About An Ambulance Ruining His Sleep

The Company Trying to Recycle Dog Poop and Used Diapers

The Ultimate Soccer Ball Collector

The World Record for A Soul Train Line