25 Random News Items That Prove God Has Got to Be Asleep at the Wheel

‘No Miss, you cannot purchase another shopper’s child in this Walmart’

If there were indeed a divine creator, they sure do leave us to our own devices. Like, if they had a plan for this one guy in Italy, they would’ve maybe had him divorce his wife rather than purposefully get himself arrested to get away from her.

Is time in prison better than a day with his wife? It seems that way. We’re just glad that we’ll probably never have to cross paths with that lady. Unless, of course, there is a plan for us to meet her one day.

Check out these other wild news stories while we ponder that for a while…

The Dog That Saved Its Life Via Sausage

The Woman Who Tried to Buy a Child at Walmart

The Woman Who Found Actual Prize Money in Her Spam Folder

Kiddie Forklift Drivers

The Gambling Lobby Fights Back

Rudy Giuliani 9/11 Merch

The State That Supports Drunken Axe Throwing

The Woman Who Claimed She Was a Sovereign State

The Woman Who Drove 500 Miles to Take An Easier Driving Test

Prince Andrew’s Obsession with Teddy Bears

The Man Who Went to Prison to Avoid His Wife

The Boris Johnson Hair Mural

The Guy Who Ordered a Passport Cover on Amazon

Jeopardy! at the Kyle Rittenhouse Trial

The World’s Largest Potato

The Bald Eagle Street Fight

The Phantom ER Bill

The Man Who Thought Pizza Hut’s Sauce Was Too Sexy

The Finger-Gun Waffle House Holdup

The Teen Who Slept Through His Trial

The Meowing Murder Suspect

The Small Dong March

The Crates of Frozen Fish in Baggage Claim

The Toilet Paper Bandit

The Lawmaker Surgeon