31 Bits of TV Trivia That Are Always Barging Into Our Apartment Without Knocking
Please stop applauding these facts. They’re invading our privacy!
As you can imagine, we’re bombarded with TV facts at work all day, every day. We love our job, but when we get home, the last thing we want to see is another TV fact. You can now imagine how aggravated we get when our TV fact neighbors crash through our door with some harebrained scheme. It was cute at first, but now they’re just plain annoying.
We told them that your brain really wants to hang out, so they’ll be over any minute. Please keep them occupied while we get a deadbolt.