23 of the Funniest Tweets from September 12, 2023

When Kim Kardashian gave her advice to women in business that “it seems like nobody wants to work these days,” it’s hard to believe just how far-reaching the now-infamous quote would be. Case in point: During a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Cardi B complained that pole dancers have gotten “lazy.” The former stripper said she still tips very generously, but she criticized today’s dancers, noting, “The girls don’t even climb the pole.”

While some strippers might not be working hard, there are a few women who will be very soon. Just a day after Drew Barrymore recorded two episodes for her eponymous daytime talk show, it was announced that Jennifer Hudson, Sherri Shepherd and the panelists at The Talk would all be returning to production as well. With a fairly strict embargo on actors and writers promoting any of their work until a fair deal with the studios is reached, it’ll be interesting to see how they fill hours of television when all guests can do is talk about what they ate for breakfast and their recent vacations. 

Here’s the good news, though: Despite Elon Musk’s best efforts to ruin the website, posters on Twitter are still giving us some of their best work. Today’s timeline funny business includes tweets about British-Italian fusion, the unlikeliest motivation for literacy and Aaron Rodgers’ rather abrupt, Achilles-shredding New York Jets debut.