14 A+ Puns from Celebrities

It’s hard to admit, but these puns are pretty good. For puns!

Puns, dad jokes, whatever you’d like to call them, they initially seem like they’ll induce eye rolls that’ll throw out your neck, but they can end up eliciting a giggle. Maybe even a full blown belly laugh if you’re in the mood, you silly goose. The line between amazing and tragic here is razor thin, so as funny as we thought these were, you’ll have to judge for yourself. But hey, in the name of a good time, try to keep an open mind. You might just enjoy yourself.

Normally we tend to be a little high and mighty about our comedic tastes, but if these celebrities and seasoned veteran comedians got down with puns, heck, we could put our guard down and track down a few guilty pleasures. Just this once. Okay, unless our editors tell us to find more at some point. And who are we to wet-blanket a celebrity’s good time? Like a masturbating ghost, do you, boo. Sorry. Here are 14 A+ celebrity puns that are a plus. Sorry. 

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Here’s one joke he won’t have to apologize for. Well, maybe.

Source / Carolines 

Get these mother-punin’ puns on this mother-punin’ plane.

Source / CNN 

Next time you’re at the marina with Tom and Marsha…

Source / Cheatsheet 

He’s clearly chosen his Batman. Ours is Keaton, but to each his own.

Source / People 

Man, we really hope he tells Tom Cruise this joke one day.

Source / Deadline 

This kid stole our hearts.

Source / NBC 

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