The 12 Objectively Worst Sex Toys of All Time

Ah, the world of sex toys! From the earliest days of mankind, we have sought out new and creative ways to pleasure ourselves. From the crudely crafted phalluses of ancient civilizations to the sophisticated vibrators and dildos of today, we have come a long way in our journey to explore and enhance our sexual experiences. Prepare to be amazed, shocked, and perhaps a little bit disturbed as you journey through the depths of the human imagination and explore the wild and wonderful world of sex toys. From radiation-free cock rings to Catholic-themed pleasure products, this list has something for everyone. 

In this list, we will explore the wild and wonderful world of sex toys, from the downright bizarre to the surprisingly practical. So grab your geiger counter and your rubber gloves, and let's dive in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride as we explore these twelve utterly bizarre sex toys. Who knows? You may even find something that strikes your fancy.

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