Jon Stewart’s Most Brutal Trump Jokes From Last Night’s ‘Daily Show’
After five weeks away from his fake news desk (Comedy Central’s new owners left a window open out back so he was able to sneak in), The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart had plenty of meat on the bone to devour last night. From viral rumors about Donald Trump’s demise to his suspected health issues to sycophantic supporters bearing ridiculous gifts, Stewart wasted no time digging in for a feast of roast Trump.
Here are eight of his most delicious jokes, all at a certain President’s expense…
Typical August
“The economy hit a brick wall, stalling on jobs, while inflation continued to rise. So Trump met with Putin in Alaska to force Ukraine to accept Cracker Barrel's new logo.”
Where Is Trump?
“You reporters have no chill. Guy can’t take a few days for some R&R and a non-surgical breast reduction without everybody suddenly pulling out the toe tags on the President?”
20 Minutes of Quiet
“It does say something about the ubiquity of Donald Trump in our lives that we don’t hear from him for 20 minutes, and we’re like, ‘He’s dead.’”
Who Did It First?
“Of course, Trump didn’t die in office, but I wouldn’t put it past him, trying once again to take credit for something Biden had already accomplished.”
Cover-Up
“What’s with the makeup? It’s not like you can treat leprosy at Sephora.”
Cruising for a Bruising
“By the way, may I remind you, these are just the parts poking out that we can see. I bet everything on that body not covered by clothes is all (bleeped) up right now. For all we know, the guy's gone full Grimace.”
Getting Under His Skin
“Insiders have been calling the President ‘Skippy,’ because under his skin looks a little extra chunky.”
Final Requests
“The whole vibe around this President is very Make-A-Wish kid. Everyone who shows up to his office tries to make one of his dreams come true.”