The 7 Best '80s Movie Girlfriends
Freud says that your first romantic love interest is your mother, but what the hell did he know? Let's face it-- our first loves were actually movie girlfriends we fantasized about. The high hair only made them sexier and you know it. And so as a public service to young males everywhere, we here at CRACKED decided to break down the seven best movie girlfriends of the 1980s. We dissect their good points, bad points and explain why, more than mom, they were detrimental to our development into healthy sexual beings. You can thank us for emotionally scarring you later.
Negatives: She changed. In Karate Kid II she dumped Daniel, confirming our fear that she was to good for average Joes like us. And as if that weren't bad enough, in Karate Kid III, she moves to Las Vegas and becomes a benevolent hooker who has sex with gross alcoholics. How she was detrimental to our sexual development: Taught us the invaluable lesson that going after a girl who was out of our league would result in her ex-boyfriend trying to murder us over and over again until we beat him in a Karate tournament. And that she'd dump us anyways. No thank you, Ali with an "i." We'll stick with Catherine with a "C," the dumpy chick from Geometry class. We're pretty sure even her Dad will be fine with any charity dick we throw her way.