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Texans Stole A Shark Using A Baby Stroller
This is the true, dark backstory to that Baby Shark song.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 15 Cringiest Lyrics of the 2000s
The 2000s were what happens when you think the world is going to end and then it doesn’t.
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- By Andrea Meno
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The Real World Origins Of The Assassins From Assassin's Creed
Their greatest enemy was actually the Mongols, not the Templars.
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- By Carolyn Page
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'Mortal Kombat' Kept Many Secrets Even From Its Co-Creator
Co-creator Tobias had to confront Ed Boon regarding his need to sneak wacky easter eggs into the game.
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- By Tiago Svn
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9 Best Video Game Pump Up Songs
No matter what kind of boost you need, there's a song on this list that will get you there.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Stolen Grillers: Taco Bell's Shifty History
No one thinks Taco Bell is anything but an inferior facsimile of Mexican food, but you probably don’t realize just how true that is.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Myths About The Human Body We Believe Because Of Movies
In the movies, everyone's Superman.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Reminder: Elves Are Canonically Pregnant For 100 Years
Better stock up on lembas bread and non-alcoholic spirits.
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- By Carolyn Page
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4 Times Blockbuster Franchises Ripped Off Themselves
When stolen ideas are totally legal.
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- By JM McNab
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Hovering Is Cooler Than Biking
When a bike is too cumbersome, a scooter is too short on range, and a unicycle is too "manic pixie dream person," it's time to try out something like the Hover-1 Electric Self-Balancing Scooter Ranger Hoverboard.
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- By CRACKED Store
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16 Facts Dreamt Up About The Sandman
We've spent some sleepless nights collecting facts about the Lord of the Dreaming.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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8 Historical Items And Styles Much Cooler Than Ours
You may be cool, but you will never be pre-Columbian-Peru cool.
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- By Cracked Writers
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Popsicles: An Iconic Treat Invented By An 11-Year-Old
Pretty much the absolute best result ever achieved by an 11-year-old's attention span.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Internet Turned Shaggy Into An Alpha Chad
Don't tell anyone, but yeah, fan fiction can originate good canon.
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- By Tiago Svn
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10 'Magic: The Gathering' Commanders That Ruin The Game
They're basically bullies, billionaires, and your worst family members.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Learn Guitar Online For Less Than $30
You can learn on your own time, for an affordable price, without ever having to go into the backroom of a music store with a sweaty guy named Nitro.
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Hero's Journey; Or 'The Not-So-Secret Blueprint Of Every Hollywood Movie'
Have we really just been writing the same story over and over again for thousands of years?
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- By William Kuechenberg
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The Weird Reason 'The Office' Couldn't Be Made Today
What was PBS thinking?
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- By JM McNab
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15 Impressively Evil Things McDonald's Has Done
Everyone currently alive in the Western world has fond memories of begging for a Happy Meal and collecting weird promotional dishware.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Bloody Cows And Sadness Saved A Bunch Of People’s Lives
Bad for cows, great for us.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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31 Eyebrow-Arching Facts About Video Games
We almost got Ivan the Space Biker instead of Gordon Freeman.
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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Gaming Characters That Were Blatantly Plagiarized
Allegedly, eyeroll emoji.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Hackers Uncovered Elden Ring's Nastiest Easter Egg: The Dung Eater
There's no unlearning this one.
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- By Tiago Svn
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