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Meet Springfield’s Most Evil Citizens: Mr. Burns And Maggie Simpson
One’s the beloved heart of The Simpsons. The other is a baby.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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5 'Euphoria's' Non-Existent High School Dress Code Sparks Strange TikTok Trend
Euphoria high is a very strange place.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Time A Horse Tried To Kill Nicolas Cage
Nic Cage almost died because of Rain Man and Dustin Hoffman hasn't said anything about it.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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Tell Us Now: 20 Underrated TV Shows (Canceled Way Too Soon)
Has Fox ever given a TV show a fair shot?
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- By Cracked Readers, Shea
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'The Queen's Gambit' Lawsuit Still Going Strong After Judge Refuses To Dismiss Case
Here's how it went down.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Famous Actresses Who Dated Jerry On 'Seinfeld'
There were around 73 in total
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- By JD Roberson
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Woohoo! We're Giving Away Three Advance Copies of the New Chuck Klosterman Book, 'The Nineties'
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The Strange, Dark Tale Of The Oxford English Dictionary's Creation
By day, the formerly respected surgeon would comb through sentences and curate quotations for the OED. By night, he would “Home Alone” his room with booby-traps.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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6 Extreme Competitions That Defy All Logic
Casual ironing implies the existence of ranked competitive ironing.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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Learning A New Language Will Make You More Interesting
Embrace the learning void.
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- By CRACKED Store
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We Can Only Be Two Things In Life: A Milhouse Or A Ralph
Are you a Milhouse or a Ralph? Philosophers will debate this for ages.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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22 Incredible Things That Happened A Century Ago In 1922
It brings us no joy to report: history repeats itself.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Actors Forever Known For One Outrageous Line of Dialogue
They’ve said a bunch of lines in a bunch of movies, but people quote this one to them all the time.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer
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Lisa's Talking Doll Crusade Was Based On A True Story
Unlike Lisa's protest, the real one succeeded.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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14 Things You Can Do With A Fart
Clearing the air on cutting the cheese.
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- By Dana Larsen
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Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like A Random Gift
Okay, nothing says "I love you" like saying "I love you," but words are hard sometimes.
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- By CRACKED Store
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What The Weed-less Ambiance of CannaCon Says About The Legalization Of Pot
It's complicated.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'The Book Of Boba Fett's Best Episode Is A Meta-Bummer
This week, Boba Fett went full Godot.
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- By JM McNab
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12 Legendary Friendships and Rivalries (Among Famous People)
We all have friends and feuds, but they don't make the history books...
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- By Shea
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13 Zodiac Facts That Force Us To Believe in Astrology
Where pseudoscience meets real science.
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- By Reba C
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The (Filthy) Real Prank Calls That Inspired Moe In 'The Simpsons'
The real Moe was 500% scarier and 1000% more foul-mouthed (but exactly as gullible).
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Marge Simpson And The Importance Of The Straight Woman
Marge Simpson is the mortar that keeps the show's foundation together.
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- By Erik Barnes
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