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4 People Seemingly Exempt From Known Medical Science
This is what we in the medical profession refer to as a ‘mindfreak’
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‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton
It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy
The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes
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- By Tim Grierson
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6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Childhood Icons Who’ve Had a Rough Time Since We Last Checked In
McGruff the Crime Dog was super into crime in real life.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘American Dad’
Good morning U.S.A.! I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be a trivia day
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- By JM McNab
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Eminent Jon Lovitz Instagram Influencer Finds Holy Grail of Nostalgia Pics
Jon Lovitz and Tony Danza adorned in throwback Dodgers uniforms is perfect 1993
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Respected Figures with Ridiculous Beliefs and Superstitions
Val Kilmer thought his throat cancer was just “an outward manifestation of a spiritual cold.”
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Ben Stiller’s ‘Encino Man’ Screen Test Is Exactly As Silly As It Sounds
Pauly Shore released a snipped of Stiller’s audition, and it’s prehistorically playful
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Andy Kaufman Gets the Belt as Member of WWE Hall of Fame
Yelling to a packed arena: ‘I will not enter the ring until everyone in here is absolutely silent!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Chris Rock Says Arresting Trump Is ‘Stupid’
This might be the only way in which Trump is like Tupac
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- By Matt Solomon
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Simpsons Fans Are Livid That ‘The Simpsons’ Broke the Albert Brooks-Marge Simpson Continuity
Don’t even get them started on the magic xylophone
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Animated Andy Samberg Performances, Ranked
Before ‘Digman!’ there was some dumb movie about storks
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- By JM McNab
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All the Roasting of Adam Sandler As He Won the Mark Twain Prize
‘Stay in your lane, Waterboy’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Whitney Cummings Says Comedians Have Become the Enemy
Maybe positioning comedy as ‘emotional sex work’ can help?
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Inside Story of ‘Poochinski,’ the Sitcom in Which a Dead Cop Is Resurrected into a Crime-Fighting Bulldog
It’s quite a tale (tail?)
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Nine Reasons Why the Allegedly Bad Season Nine Is Actually Peak ‘Seinfeld’
Anything with this much Puddy can’t be that bad
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- By Eric Dobin
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4 People Who Died at the Worst Possible Moment
When it’s your time, it’s your time... but someone could have given them 30 more minutes
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Comedies That Tackled the Supremely Unfunny
Laughing to keep from crying. And then crying anyway.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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25 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Wild Things’ on Its 25th Anniversary
For one, the movie came close to being way more progressive
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- By Zanandi Botes
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13 Incriminating Google Searches By The All-Time Dumbest Criminals
Ask Jeeves is a cop.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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