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14 Iliza Shlesinger Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week’
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0 15 Weird and Wonderful Bits of Trivia We Ran Into This Week
The fish have a new leader, and it’s a robot
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Best George Santos Dunks So Far
The funniest flamings of the fraudulent, possibly felonious congressman
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- By Keegan Kelly
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No One Does Workplace Comedy Better Than This TikToker
Even Jesus Nalgas’ stage name is a little joke — it translates to ‘Jesus Butt Cheeks’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five Real ‘Area 51’ Stories That Sound Like Conspiracy Theories
Oh, they covered stuff up all right. And people died
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Common Foods We’ve Been Genetically Engineering For Centuries
GMOs are nothing new.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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The Five Absolutely Essential Jack Black Movies
He made his name exuding big-kid energy. But the Tenacious D comedian can get dark, too
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- By Tim Grierson
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Beyond Cocaine Bear: 15 Badass Real-Life Animals Who Deserve Their Own Movie
Twelve Air Bud movies, but not a single Donkey Hero of WWI biopic?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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The 10 ‘Horniest’ Celebrities, Ranked
Jimmy Kimmel and his clarinet vs. Jonathan Frakes and his trombone. You decide
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Party Down’ Revival Trailer Features Nick Offerman, Quinta Brunson and Jennifer Garner Because They Want People to Actually Watch It This Time
The star-studded trailer has already out-performed the show’s entire second season
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Build Your Own Retro Games Console With This Awesome Kit
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- By CRACKED Store
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Kevin Bacon’s Smarmy Face Got Him Into ‘Animal House’
The role that made America say, ‘Thank you, Sir, may I have another?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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A Brief History of Jay Leno Almost Killing Himself
Jimmy Fallon would never repeatedly cheat death
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- By JM McNab
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Was Saturday Night Live’s ‘Californians’ Just an Excuse to Break Character?
Why couldn’t anyone keep a straight face during driving directions?
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- By Matt Solomon
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If Comic Book Movies Were Honest (VIDEO)
Superheroes, amirite?
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- By Mark Hill
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The Best Cameos by Famous NBC Personalities in ‘30 Rock’
Thank you, synergy
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- By JM McNab
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Real Gamers Use Xbox Game Pass Ultimate
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Dean Blandino, Fox Sports’ Rules Guru, Is a Former Stand-Up
We’re still trying to imagine the Sage of Sideline Infractions telling jokes in the vein of his cited influences: Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Redd Foxx
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 People Who Died Proving Dumb Points
‘Vegans can do anything,’ said one vegan, lying
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- By Ryan Menezes
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54 of the Funniest Patton Oswalt Jokes and Moments for His 54th Birthday
‘When I was 25, all I did was just scream, ‘Sellout! Fucking sellouts! Corporate sellout! Industry bullshit!’ I looked back on it and I realized, ‘Oh, I was screaming sellout because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling.’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Is The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Zach Cregger Turning Into the Next Jordan Peele?
A massive bidding war broke out in Hollywood over Cregger’s latest script — is he poised to join Peele at the forefront of comedians-doing-horror?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Garrett Morris Says Al Franken Stole Credit for the ‘White Guilt Relief Fund’ Sketch on ‘Saturday Night Live’
The OG ‘Saturday Night Live’ cast member still has an ax to grind from a plagiarism incident in Season One
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Metal-As-Hell Burial Sites You Can Actually Visit
Final resting places that’ll have you whispering ‘sick’ to your bandmates
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Incredibly Satisfying Times Celebs Dunked On Randos Trolling Them
"Fix your hearts or die," said Cardi B to haters who body-shamed her son.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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