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Beekeeping Hasn’t Changed in Nearly 200 Years
We still harvest bee puke from little boxes
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 In Praise of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Comedy Chops
He was The Master… of comic timing
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- By JM McNab
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How the ‘Woody Allen Font’ Has Been Reclaimed
Its return subversively spells out exactly what modern filmmakers think of him
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- By JM McNab
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Throwaway Jokes That Required A Lot More Work Than You'd Think
Sometimes, coming up with a good joke takes more effort than simply feeling inspired and tweeting an Updog equivalent while enjoying some me-time on the toilet.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Studies That Prove Scientists Truly Are Mad
There are PhDs out there doing things a normal person could never nightmare of.
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- By JhallComics, Amanda Mannen
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15 Parody Films With Legitimately Badass Moments
Bad-ass movies deserve bad-ass parodies.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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12 Jokes That Start Off Dumb But Wind Up Pretty Clever
Mitch Hedberg wanted to change the soup of the day for all time.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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15 Jet-Setting Dollops of Trivia We Learned This Week
Warning: Contains exploding laptops
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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‘The Polar Express’: How Robert Zemeckis Turned Tom Hanks Into An Uncanny Valley Monster
In the 2004 animated film, America’s most beloved movie star looks less like a human and more like three raccoons in a trench coat
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Get $100 to Restaurant.com for Only $11
Nom all of the Subway with this extended Black Friday deal.
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- By CRACKED Store
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I Supplied the Coke, Guns and Cash for ‘Scarface’
Legendary prop master John Zemansky tells us how he secured enough blow for a herd of elephants and enough weaponry for a small army while working on the 1983 classic.
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Christmas Specials from Franchises That Had No Business Having A Christmas Special
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ isn’t even close to being the weirdest one
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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15 Of The Coolest, Oddest, And Most Terrifying Things Being Unearthed By Global Warming
Lake Mead is gradually drying up, exposing human remains that have been hidden for years.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Dark Humor Jokes About Christmas That Will Permanently Place You on the Naughty List
What was that about holiday cheer again?
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Hidden Climate Doom Lurking in ‘The Office’ Winter Episodes
Will Dunder Mifflin destroy humanity as we know it?
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- By JM McNab
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Today Only: Get Microsoft Office For $30
If you find a better price on the world's most ubiquitous office software anywhere, we’ll punch this old lady reaching for the same earbuds as us.
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Is Daniel Craig Just Doing a Foghorn Leghorn Impersonation in the ‘Knives Out’ Movies?: An Investigation
His Benoit Blanc might sound like a giant cartoon rooster — and share the last name of the man who originally voiced that giant cartoon rooster — but does that make that giant cartoon rooster his actual inspiration?
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- By Brian VanHooker
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How Comedy Helped Bring Down Joe McCarthy and the Hollywood Black List
Along with Edward R. Murrow, it was humor that allowed the American people to see the Wisconsin senator and his House Un-American Activities Committee for what they really were — power-hungry and moronic grifters
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Stockholm Syndrome Kidnapper Turned Himself In Years Later, And No One Cared
‘Eh, everyone relevant is dead now, so who cares’
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 Idiotic Military Blunders That Lost Battles Before They Started
These battles would send Sun Tzu running for a tall glass of baijiu.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Raunchy R-Rated Version of ‘Enchanted’ We Missed Out On
There was very much a world in which it could have been ‘There’s Something About Mary’ with princesses and singing woodland creatures
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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14 Actors Who Weren’t Too Hot On Their Own Movies
Ian McKellen is not a fan of green screens.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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I Was Thurman Merman in ‘Bad Santa’
Brett Kelly was only eight when he auditioned for the R-rated Christmas classic. He tells ‘Cracked’ how he almost didn’t get the part — and why Thurman is smarter than you realize
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- By Tim Grierson
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