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15 Trivia Tidbits We’ve Been Dropping Behind Us One By One As We Trek Through The Dark Forest, Sure Hope Nobody Consumes Them When We’re Not Looking, Because How Else Will We Ever Get Home?
Pennies aren’t gross, you are.
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- By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
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3 Wild (Animal) Tales of the Three Stooges Wrestling a Bear Live on Stage
An excerpt from the new book ‘A Tour De Farce: The Complete History of the Three Stooges on the Road,’ a comedy encyclopedia that would soitenly make for a good Father’s Day gift
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- By Brian VanHooker
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13 Celebrities’ Head-Scratching Overshares
These celebs got a little too comfortable with interviewers.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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Henry Winkler Considers Adam Sandler Nothing Less Than an Auteur
To be fair, we probably do owe the Sandman more respect
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- By JM McNab
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13 Mostly Diplomatic, Extremely Cathartic “F*** You”s From Historical Figures And Celebrities
Stephen Hawking turned down a knighthood as a form of protest.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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The German Knight Who Coined the Phrase ‘Kiss My Ass’ Was the Iron Man of His Time
Equipped a bionic hand that was a 16th-century technological marvel, Götz von Berlichingen is said to have delivered the invitation to rim him to a general who invited him to surrender, and in Germany, his name alone is now interpreted as the same
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Powerful Bits Of Trivia We’ve Been Asked To Destroy In The Fires Of Mount Doom From Whence They Were Forged
“I’ll come back” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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- By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
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13 of the Best Jokes About Summer
These laughs bring the heat
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- By Erik Barnes
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13 Times The Police Used Google Maps To Crack The Case
Google Street View caught an Italian mobster who had been on the run for decades.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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5 Big-Time Goofballs Who Really Wanted to Be Taken Seriously
Sorry, you’re the getting-hit-in-the-balls guy now
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- By Eli Yudin
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12 People Who Deeply Regret Their Stints on Reality TV
These “get famous quick” schemes backfired immensely!
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Things That Will Be a Crime in the Future That Didn’t Exist Five Years Ago
Self-driving cars couldn’t always kill people, because, well, there weren’t always self-driving cars
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- By Amanda Mannen
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13 Actually Pretty Funny Celebrity Commercial Appearances
The rare occasions where celebrity commercials got some audible laughs.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Bonkers Ways Massive Fortunes Were Lost
Turns out, more than one person has lost billions of dollars in a day.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Like A Comedy Groundhog, Congressman Adam Schiff Steps Onto the Stand-up Stage Once A Year
The Senate candidate and amateur comic annually hijacks a prestigious Hollywood club to test his tight five
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five Movies Adam Sandler Probably Doesn’t Remember Being In
The Sandman couldn’t even get a person under oath to admit to watching ‘The Cobbler’
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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How Will Smith and Bert Kreischer Inadvertently Led to the Creation of ‘Van Wilder’
Also conspiracy nut Oliver Stone, apparently
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- By JM McNab
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Norm Macdonald’s Network TV Debut on ‘Letterman’ Is Delightfully 1990
Norm earned his late-night stripes with quips about Christie Brinkley and ‘The Dating Game’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Cursed Lands That We Humans Rendered Uninhabitable
In some places, the ground itself will poison you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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29 Tweets and TikToks That Kept Us Laughing All Week
Apparently, lesbians and the sun have at least one thing in common
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- By Ian Garner
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All 13 Very Rough Episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ First Season, Ranked
The first leg on the path to greatness had some missteps
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- By Neil Arsenty
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Five Times It Rained Something Other Than Water
Not creepy — or apocalyptic — at all
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- By Mike Rampton
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