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14 Facts About Household Pests We Can't Unlearn
If you have to live with them, might as well get to know them.
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- By Shea
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GTA Online Sucks For New Players
And it’s quite possibly the best role-playing game of all time.
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- By Carolyn Page
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That Time An Artist Filled A Game With Secret Penises
Is there such a thing as too much dicking around? Yes, yes there is.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Boats In Assassin's Creed Liberation Are Actually Alligators
Crocodile canoes.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Why Is There A Japanese Version Of 'Sideways'?
Could the mid-2000's hit about divorced wine snobs possibly cross the language barrier?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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18 Now-You-Know Movie Facts Since We’re Already Here
Why not just grab the chance and learn some trivia?
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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17 Head-Scratching Quotes Uttered By Celebrities
Sometimes we wonder why we even listen to them.
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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4 Bizarre Details Left Out In Famous Crime Biopics
"Pain and Gain" reads a lot like "The Wolf of Wall Street," only with beefed-up dudes on roids who — and we can’t stress this enough — also did some murders.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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18 Facts About What’s Streaming On Hulu In August
Let us tell us about the not-quite-Disney+ streaming service.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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Get A Second, Private Phone Line For Just $25
Whether you have a side hustle or a penchant for prank calls or just date men, you may not want someone to have your real number
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- By CRACKED Store
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6 Staples Of Retro Gaming That Need To Make A Comeback
Evolution wasn't kind to many terrific parts of video game history.
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- By Tiago Svn
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5 Reasons Why DLC Is Bad For Gaming
Let me be a feeble level one, as the devs intended.
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- By Carolyn Page
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25 News Briefs That Really Left Their Mark
The robot war has claimed its first casualty: the finger of a 7-year-old chess player.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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10 Sharktastic Facts About Sharks
They're truly adorable creatures, who ate our leg.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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All The Weird DC Comics Stuff Hiding In 'The Sandman'
Netflix couldn't scrub the show's nerdy DC roots completely, no matter how hard they tried.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Give That Vitality A Boost, Huh?
Get your chi in alignment or just have a nice little lie-down.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Saturday Night Live: 15 Criminally-Underrated Sketches
Move over 'More Cowbell,' there are some new sheriffs in town.
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- By JD Roberson
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20 Movie Goofs We Aren’t Able to Unsee
No movie is perfect. No, not even 'Die Hard.'
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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4 Superpowers That Suck Worse Than You'd Think (VIDEO)
The Flash poops so much.
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- By Tara Marie
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15 Sassy South African Words Everyone Should Know
Here’s a list of some excellent mouth sounds with rad meanings.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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How The Comedy Movie Nerd Has Evolved
You've come a long way, weirdo.
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- By Matt Solomon
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4 Megalodon And Other Shark Myths, Debunked
Please stop using that "coconuts kill 150 people a year" line, everyone (including us).
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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20 Creepy Facts About 'The X-Files'
Besides the fact that the last seasons sucked, that is.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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