The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Adult Films

Wherein our readers demonstrate they are more depraved than all the porn directors put together.
The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Adult Films

We're not sure if people noticed, but they still make pornos that tell stories. We asked our readers to show us some adult-themed plots that would make you sit up and take notice -- just based on how awful and comfortable they made you feel. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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