24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

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The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the overachieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by stickfig

CRAGKEDCO RANK Greece Round 2 Total 54.60 Synchronized Masturbation

Entry by Scarin

-sIll 02UK 3G BBC OLYMPICS LONDCN 2a12 USA Doritos Dorito tito LO USA DOMINATES MEN'S DORITOS EATING COMPETITION GERMANYTAKES GOLD IN NICKELBACK FRANC

Entry by luvthecubs

7017 CLRCER T0TE STATRR 2155 STRNROD 393.0 RRROD A ATHENS 2004 ee 10

Entry by HanYolo

CRACKED CONT REA 5:02 76 7'S INDIVIDUAL TIME TRIAL MEN SNOOZE TRIAL 5 AUsGS Cadel EVANS 0:050234

Entry by dandazzle

50 0 02 A ens 2004 CO TOWEL WHIP

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