As rigorous as the Star Wars movies make the Jedi training process appear, it really doesn't have to be like that. Well, maybe the lightsaber-ing and the telekinetic shit is probably tough to nail down, but not the mind tricks!

Some come forth, our young padawans -- your training begins here.

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