What Inanimate Objects Are Thinking

Humans are never stupider than when we're lashing out at an inanimate object we failed to use correctly, or just stubbed our toe on. Thankfully, the objects are much better at holding their tongues. We asked you to show us the things they're thinking but don't say aloud.
What Inanimate Objects Are Thinking

Humans are never stupider than when we're lashing out at an inanimate object we failed to use correctly, or just stubbed our toe on. Thankfully, the objects are much better at holding their tongues. We asked you to show us the things they're thinking but don't say aloud. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Torpedoes in the water Captain! Fire the stern torpedo tubes!! Engines full ahead, right full rudder and 30 degrees on the bow planes! Emergency Surfa
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CRACKED.cOM NOOOO! FATHER! TAKE ME, I'M OLD!
OW! SH*T! QUIT IT! HOW'D you LIKE IT IF I TOOK TWEEZERS TO YOUR CROTCH??! CRACKED.CDM
CRACKED.cOM WITHOUT ME, NONE OF THIS SHIT IS EVEN POSSIBLE!
CRACKED.COM Oh sure you have a boyfriend now. But you'll be back. Nobody can love you like I can! IOMAN
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Yep, Totally no regrets! worth it! This is bullshit I am truly being immor- talized WAD CRACKED.COM
You're the best TARDIS in ALL the universe! POn OH DOCTOR. STOP! I'D BE BLUSHING IF MY CIRCUITS ALLOWED SUCH NONESENSE! No, Redly Muh too nice foR ary
CRACKED.cOM By the light... By the light... By the light... Of the silvery moon...
Shit! Shit! Shit! What are we gonna' do. man!? WHAT ARE WE GONNA Do!? AAI Fly & wasp THoHillmtullll Killer SHUT UP! Spray Let me think for a second! C
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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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